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CarlFannypack

24 Brooksville, ME Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:05am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I have a friend who describes me as "an exercise in the extent of the arbitrary." I feel like that summarizes me pretty well.
As far as a more concrete summary goes though, I'm a student focusing on pre-veterinary medicine. I work at an animal shelter. Most of my work there is with shy and feral cats, but I work with other animals too. I get antsy when I stay in one place for too long, so I like to travel as often as I can. I have a cat named Armando; he's my muse. Other random tidbits: Green is my favorite color. I love to paint, even though my paintings look like a ten year old kid made them. Crossword puzzles are one of my favorite ways to pass the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Travelling, making friends, hanging out with chickens, going to school. Avoiding adult responsibilities as often as possible.
I’m really good at
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Baking banana bread. My roommate's cat can vouch for me on this one.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, if it's Thursday probably my Ke$ha costume and glitter.
If it isn't Thursday, then I don't really know. Maybe my approachable and unassuming demeanor, or how tacky my sense of humor is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, John Dies at the End, Still Life with Woodpecker.
Movies: Aristocats, Princess Bride, Wayne's World, Any documentary about animal welfare. I have a soft spot for goofy romantic indie movies.
Food: Eggplant parm and pickled peaches are my favorite things to eat right now. I'm a sucker for Thai and Vietnamese food, as well. And pizza.
Music: Ghost Mice, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Ramshackle Glory and pretty much anything else that Pat the Bunny has done. Saves the Day, Defiance Ohio, Bomb the Music Industry. Almost anything that's folk punk. Minor Threat, Minutemen, Simon and Garfunkel, Otis Redding, Pink Floyd with Syd Barrett on vocals. Tons of stuff. I like a fairly large range of music. I especially like music when it's live.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glitter
Folk punk music and people
Curiosity
Bad puns and dry humor
A good view of the stars
Vegan whoopie pies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I could go a full day speaking in nothing but idioms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my grandma, sipping tea and doing jigsaw puzzles while singing along with old records. To quote Flight of the Conchords "There ain't no party like my nana's tea party."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That Aquaman is my favorite superhero.
You should message me if
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You know the words to Tom Bombadil's song.