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Carlinian

28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Listening to [insert style] music on a rainy autumn afternoon with the window open as I type away on my couch writing jokes or stories is a super relaxing afternoon for me.

sorry i mean hey girls lol hows it goin haha ahah haha lmaomg

Oh wow hey check it out!
There are painted drums in my living room as apartment-art and speaker stands.
And vinyl on my wall as wall-art.

And the first song/style-parody I wrote, recorded, and produced is R&Bish:
https://soundcloud.com/brockwords/hey-you-girl

And also these two are straight up parodies of songs you might know:
https://soundcloud.com/brockwords/in-my-vag
https://soundcloud.com/brockwords/no-drugs
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing and posting on http://brockwords.com
Seeing bands when I gots the monies.
Following the news sometimes.
Going to comedy shows.
Drinking lots of water.
Finishing School.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day-long and night-long conversations about cool shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Foster Wallace.
Hunter S. Thompson.
Kurt Vonnegut.
Carl Sagan.

Ambient music-------------------------------------(Maserati, Mono, etc.)
Dreamy music---------------------------------(Washed Out, Tycho, etc.)
French music--------------------------------------(M83, SebastiAn, etc.)
British music------------(Derek And The Dominos, Led Zeppelin, etc.)
Heavy music----------------------------------(Mastodon, Deftones, etc.)
Light music----------------------------(Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, etc.)
Chill music-----------------------------------------(J Dilla, DJ Krush, etc.)
Fun music----------------(The Go! Team, Incredible Bongo Band, etc.)
Beat music---------------------------------------(Com Truise, RJD2, etc.)
Sexy music--------------------------------(Lovage, Love Unlimited, etc.)
Vocal music--------(The Mamas & The Papas, Dusty Springfield, etc.)
Simple music-----------------------------------------(Pinback, Feist, etc.)
Chaotic music---------------(The Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, etc.)
Motown music-------------------------(Motown, Motown, Motown, etc.)
Complex music-------------------(Terry Bozzio, Return To Forever, etc.)

Dramatic TV-----------(HBO shows, AMC shows, House of Cards, etc.)
Scientific TV----------------(Cosmos (both), The Universe, TTWH, etc.)
Funny TV--------------------------(Colbert, Seinfeld, Flying Circus, etc.)
A variety of comedians.
Lots of comedy stuff.

Annie Hall & Manhattan & Stardust Memories.
Ghostbusters & Godfather.
Network & The Hospital.
Dazed and Confused.
Star Wars IV-VI.
Tarantino.
Scorsese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook.
Caffeine.
Comedy.
Music.
Pen.
lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Identity, Feminism, The Universe, Irony, Existence.

And also types of cereal, bread varieties, spoons, etc.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't type AIDS like AiDs or aIdS.
With a ;) or ;P after it.

Mario Kart Wii U on a projector sounds cool times to you.

You read my photo captions and thought, "Oh, cool."

YUP YUP YUP! OKAY I LOVE YOU BYE BYE!