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Carlinian

29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For Dark or Dumb or Dry Jokes, visit https://twitter.com/BrockTopic

I've made an impact on McSweeney's:
http://i.imgur.com/0hc54Zk.png

I like people who are sincere and straightforward.
And cool and open-minded with music and comedy.
People who can discuss things, positive or negative.
You know, people who know how to talk about things intelligently.
Without getting aggressive and bullshitty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1. Looking for professional work with:
a) My eight years of post-secondary education.
b) My creative work.

2. Getting by right now with minimum wage work.

3. http://brockwords.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day-long and night-long conversations about cool shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: http://i.imgur.com/gKCF71R.png

Thompson.
Vonnegut.
Wallace.
DeLillo.

Dramatic TV (HBO shows, AMC shows, Netflix shows, etc.)
Funny TV (90s Shows, CC shows, FX/X shows, etc.)
Various comedians.

Ghostbusters & Godfather.
Network & The Hospital.
Dazed and Confused.
Star Wars IV-VI.
Tarantino.
Scorsese.

Documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook.
Caffeine.
Comedy.
Drums.
Sticks.
Pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Identity, Irony, Existence.

And also types of cereal, bread varieties, spoons, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not being sarcastic.
Oh my god. That was such sarcasm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything you can think of to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read my photo captions and thought, "Oh, cool."

You like Mario Kart 8.