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Carlinian

29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently realized I made an impact on McSweeney's:
http://i.imgur.com/0hc54Zk.png

I like people who are sincere and straightforward.
And cool and open-minded with music and comedy.
People who can discuss things, positive or negative.
You know, people who know how to talk about things intelligently.
Without getting aggressive and bullshitty.

BUT, OH, YES, HUMOUROUS & SARCASTIC AGGRESSION IS DESIRABLE, THOUGH, OF COURSE, YES.

I also do dark and dry humour and extemporaneous wit and others but mostly those.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeing bands when I gots the monies.
https://soundcloud.com/brockwords.
Going to comedy shows.
http://brockwords.com
Drinking lots of water.
Following the news.
https://www.facebook.com/Brockwords
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day-long and night-long conversations about cool shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I kicks it to kinds of music like here: http://i.imgur.com/gKCF71R.png

Thompson.
Vonnegut.
Wallace.
DeLillo.

Dramatic TV (HBO shows, AMC shows, Netflix shows, etc.)
Funny TV (CC shows, FX/X shows, other, etc.)
Various comedians.

Ghostbusters & Godfather.
Network & The Hospital.
Dazed and Confused.
Star Wars IV-VI.
Tarantino.
Scorsese.

Documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebook.
Caffeine.
Comedy.
Drums.
Sticks.
Pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Identity, Feminism, The Universe, Irony, Existence.

And also types of cereal, bread varieties, spoons, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not being sarcastic.
Oh my god. That was such sarcasm.

LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This song should be covered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y

By this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqXVBeEuwLU

Because:
A) TDEP would crush it.
B) I Knew You Were Black Troublegum.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't type AIDS like AiDs or aIdS, with a ;) or ;P after it.

You like Mario Kart.

You read my photo captions and thought, "Oh, cool."

YUP YUP YUP! OKAY I LOVE YOU BYE BYE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_F0Gqe0_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sCA8KOgjA

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