Wit & Word Play with Deadpan styles.

I am also an open, honest, direct, no bullshittin', thoughtful, respectful, self-deprecating, logical, and humorous sexual intellectual with a humanist outlook.

I'm optimistic, but also a realist, and so sometimes this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_F0Gqe0_o&feature=youtu.be
(Louis CK)

Also, I don't drink beer.
I drink double rum and coke, double rye and ginger, double gin and tonic, etc.
But this shouldn't actually matter.
It's all alcohol.
People should relax with this idea that everyone should drink beer.

Writing stuff for school and stuff of my own.
My own stuff is either funny or serious or both.

Going out for drinks and food and walks and engaging in philosophical, social, argumentative, humorous, and even banal and trivial conversations.
Going to a show (music or comedy of film).
AGO.

Brunchin'.
Loungin'.
Walkin'.
Talkin'.
Jokin'.
Bikin'.

Day-long and night-long conversations.
Sweetly kissing your face and body.

I am incredibly easy to talk to.
A lot of people tell me things they've never told anyone before.

Flash Fiction, Short Fiction, Novellas, Novels, Essays, especially from:
David Foster Wallace.
Don DeLillo.
Hunter S. Thompson.
Kurt Vonnegut.

A variety of comedians.

Serious TV (HBO, AMC, etc.) and Funny TV (Colbert, Seinfeld, AD, etc.).

Movies and from the '30s to now, but especially:
Annie hall & Manhattan & Stardust Memories.
Ghostbusters & Godfather.
Monty Python.
Linklater.
Tarantino.

Documentaries too.

Music from the '40s to now:
Heavy music.
Light music.
Sexy music.
Chill music.
Fun music.
Sad music.
Beat music.
Trippy music.
Happy music.
Simple music.
Chaotic music.
Complex music.

Humour.
Music.
Paper.
Book.
Pen.
Sex.

You want to get drinks and get lost in conversation.

You like milkshakes and movies.
Because kitchen blender and living room projector.

And then also if you think that "Intelliphone" makes more sense than "Smartphone."