Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've made an impact on McSweeney's:
I like people who are sincere and straightforward.
And cool and open-minded with music and comedy.
People who can discuss things, positive or negative.
You know, people who know how to talk about things
Without getting aggressive and bullshitty.
I enjoy dark and dry humour and extemporaneous wit and others but
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1. Looking for professional work with:
a) My eight years of post-secondary education.
b) My creative work.
2. Getting by right now with minimum wage work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day-long and night-long conversations about cool shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dramatic TV (HBO shows, AMC shows, Netflix shows, etc.)
Funny TV (CC shows, FX/X shows, other, etc.)
Ghostbusters & Godfather.
Network & The Hospital.
Dazed and Confused.
Star Wars IV-VI.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Identity, Irony, Existence.
And also types of cereal, bread varieties, spoons, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not being sarcastic.
Oh my god. That was such sarcasm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything you can think of to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read my photo captions and thought, "Oh, cool."
You like Mario Kart 8.
Who are you looking for?
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