One night at a swing dance I engaged in small talk with a random
women. After a bit, I placed the my hand on her belly and said
"awww is your little baby enjoying the music?" She looked me
straight in the eye and replied, ahhhhh no.
Sometimes I'm an idoit.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, having fun, thinking about going for my masters degree.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, swing dancing, poor spelling, over analyzing
everything, tipping. Saying the wrong thing at the wrong
-Timing a joke at the exact time a friend is drinking something,
then watching that drink shoot out their nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Confederacy of Dunces, The Great Gatsby, Catch-22, A Clockwork
Orange, Tropic of Capricorn, Dostoevsky, Franz Kafka, Long Day's
Journey into Night, Brave New World. Biographies
The Cohen brothers, Pulp Fiction, Groundhog's day, Jackie Brown,
Best in Show, Jaws, Unforgiven, When Harry met Sally, Dog day
afternoon, any documentary.
The Wire, Breaking Bad, The Office (UK), Mad Men, Wilfred, Curb,
Six feet under, Louie.
I love jazz, Ella Fitzgerarld, Billie Holiday, Bobby Darin,
Armstrong. 80's music. And to clean the palete 1950's Mambo.
Steak, Sushi, Italian.
The six things I could never do without
A quick slice of pizza
Something to read
My awesome sweat shirt and pajama pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the world works, and how people interact with each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
A 70/30 mix of out and in. If I'm not dancing then I can be found
in lounges or bars that have a low key atmosphere.
You should message me if
You're a nerd, or at least have a nerdy side.