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25 M Sydney, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Psst, oi. You.
Yeah, you, stalking my profile. Let's play a game.
You could only be here for a handful of reasons:

1. I stalked you first, and you're stalking me back out of curiosity (yay for reciprocity!). Now, depending on what you see, do you:

a) Like the way I look? (See Outcome 1)
b) Like the things I've typed? (See Outcome 1)
c) Just feel stupid-horny? (See Outcome 2)

2. You saw my little, itty-bitty display picture amongst hundreds of search results, and thought I looked semi-bonkable. Did I:

a) Look better from a distance? (See Outcome 3)
b) Look better now that you've checked me out? (See Outcome 1)
c) Get you hard? (See Outcome 2)

3. Some weird OKCupid service (like those silly quiver matches) suggested you check me out, due to similarities. So, do we:

a) Have a lot in common? (See Outcome 1)
b) Have shit-all in common? (See Outcome 3)
c) Have shit-all in common, but could "watch a DVD together" anyway? (See Outcome 2)

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Outcome 1: Message me.
Maybe it's my boyish allure, the charm of my writing, or you just plain LOVE your dinosaurs; in any case, you probably ought to shoot me a message. Either I reply, and we end up getting married, and having 12 kids, or I do the dick thing, and neglect your message, allowing you move onto someone else who deserves you, and is less of a superficial dick. What's there to lose aye.

Outcome 2: Message me.
You understand that we - all of us - are animals, with deep, burning, carnal desires. You would like, very much, the chance to possibly jump on me. Or I to jump on you. You aren't old enough to be my dad, and you aren't into scat, or fisting. You love late night dates spent... "watching DVDs", and you're honest about your sexual health. Hey, may as well hit me up and see if I'm keen.

Outcome 3: ... I sowee. <8C
I'm obviously not the one for you, so we best quit while we're ahead, and save ourselves the heartache... I'll miss you... 3'B>
What I’m doing with my life
- Being average
- Doing graphic design
- Playing music
- Nerding out over video games
- Fanboying over European cars
- Geeking out over science stuff
- Standing for logic, compassion & reason
- Hating Phelps, Ssempa, Putin & those other ignoramus dickheads
- Driving places
- Eating food
- Getting drunk with the besties
- Belting out Offspring whilst drunk with the besties
- Belting out Whitney Houston whilst drunk with the besties
- Having deep & meaningfuls
- Not going to the gym
- Not being a douchebag
- Never rushing
- Seeking wifey
I’m really good at
My trades, and being a good fwend, hopefully.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have big fat cheeks. Face ones.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Goosebumps
- Deltora Quest
- Harry Potter
- Narnia
- Dan Brown
- Stephen King
- The Simpsons
- Game Of Thrones
- The Walking Dead
- True Blood
- Documentaries
- Simon Pegg
- Peter Jackson
- Lord Of The Rings Films
- Alien Films
- Predator Films
- V for Vendetta
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Robot Films
- Zombie Films
- Dinosaur Films
- Any film where people get eaten by things
- Feel-good/ thought-provoking/ artsy films
The six things I could never do without
- Friends/ Family
- Love
- Spooning
- iMac
- Car = Freedom
- Passions
- "Watching DVDs"
On a typical Friday night I am
- Chilling. Or if I'm lucky, Spooning.
- Out doing things.
- Getting hammered with lovely friends
- Quiet night, gaming like a lonely poohead
- "Watching DVDs"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My belly sounds like a coconut when you drum it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're down to earth (would talk to, and be pleasant towards most anyone - be sincere now!) and feel we'd get along after reading all that crap^ above.