Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To be honest I'm pretty cynical about this online dating
I think that humour/laughter is the key to a happy mind.
I have a degree in Drama, Theatre and Performance art and at times
I miss the creativity. I enjoy creative writing and try to write
I own a guitar that I cannot play.
I have a fondness for tyrannosaurus rex paraphernalia. I can't
explain why nor would I want to explain.
My dream job would be to front a rock band. I could have as many
tattoos and piercings as I'd like, amazing hair and totally rock
out. I like to pretend this is the case when I'm listening to music
in my room. Or star, write and possibly direct a TV show /
I make inappropriate comments and jokes, it's not to be offensive,
I just believe in pushing the boundaries.
I can become quite passionate about issues or certain things that I
I tend to get overexcited and overenthusiastic about new things
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning new tattoos that I'll probably never get.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing around like a fool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though people tend to hear me before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Ice Man Confessions of a Mafia Contract Killer. Any play
written by Sarah Kane. Any by Dennis Lehane. Seven Days of Peter
Crumb. Fight Club. World War Z. Harry Potter series. I Hope They
Serve Beer In Hell.
Step Brothers. Green Mile. Romeo and Juliet. The Departed.
American History X. The Basketball Diaries. Anchorman. Bronson.
Warrior. Inception. Fight Club. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
American Psycho. Donnie Darko. Drop Dead Fred. Juno. Blades of
Glory. Seven. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. The Blues Brothers.
Chopper. Sexy Beast.
Dexter. Only Fools and Horses, Bottom, Young Ones, Absolutely
Fabulous. Big Bang Theory. The IT Crowd. Six Feet Under. Revenge.
Beaver Falls. Misfits. Breaking Bad. Eastbound and Down. It's
Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Grandma's House. Awkward. Sons of
Anarchy. Arrested Development. Outnumbered. Nighty Night. The
Mighty Boosh. Man v.Food. Drawn Together. Archer. SouthPark.
American Horror Story. The League.
Eminem. Queen. Kings of Leon. Queens of The Stone Age. Biffy
Clyro. The Horrors. The Whigs. Bloc Party. Ben Howard. The Strokes.
NumberNin6. Trespassers William. Of Monsters and Men. Skream.
Slaughter House. Blondie. Chase & Status. Cage The Elephant.
Pendulum. Camo & Crooked. The Beatles. Chunk! No, Captain
Chunk. Hollywood Undead. Yelawolf. I Am The Avalanche. Neck Deep.
Linkin Park. MGK. The National. Hounds. Royal Blood. Modestep.
Dinosaur Pileup. Allusondrugs. Bear Tooth. The Distillers. Brody
Dalle. My Chemical Romance. Bass Drum of Death. The Hounds. The One
Steak. Pie and mash. Salads. Moussaka. Sushi. Willing to try
all and any foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. I do not have a 'typical' Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm petrified of house spiders but would like a tarantula to run up
I also have a T-Rex teddy called Tammy, and I've woken up a few
times cuddling her in my sleep.
You should message me if
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