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CarneJessada

39 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been single for about a decade now...Before that I was in a bad relationship...for a couple of years...so basically I've been single for going on almost twenty years....Yeah...Not exaggerating. I'm not a weird guy, or some psycho either....just moved around a lot...have a job that keeps me a bit isolated....bit of an introvert...Great with people but, it's hard for me...Takes effort I guess.

The last two women I "dated" were pretty awful people...now I'm just scared I think.

Women flirt with me pretty often but, I'm unsure of myself....I don't really know what to do anymore...and it's funny because all the way through to college I dated a ton....then nothing... I really am a cool dude with cool job, cool dogs and an awesome set of tools. I'm super loyal, very protective, smart, believe in fairness and doing the right thing...really. I'm not interested in one night stands or short term dating...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a video producer\shooter\editor and occasional photographer. I edit...a lot. So, I get locked in dark rooms for long periods of time...But, I love what I do and I've done pretty well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staring into the distance. Making ice. Walking and talking at the same time. Avoiding snails. Eating Donuts. Petting animals. Checking out a girls butt...politely. Taking pictures. Wrestling monkeys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm....I'm hoping that they notice that I'm a nice guy, laid back but motivated, sharp and packing a huge bulbous left eye that leaks a bit. What, intelligence isn't sexy?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Old School, Tommy Boy, Blade Runner, Arthur...Generally I prefer movies that have laser beams, machine guns or boobies.

Food...Thai, Mexican, Grubbin' diner food like biscuits and gravy...I'm not into super fancy restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My 2 dogs, Trees, internet, The words yes...and fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My dogs, adventures, photography, video production, sex (i'm a dude), food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's not Friday night right now is it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is the question I look at right before I read your sex questions...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You got the time. Seriously...I hate these crazy busy people. I work to live...not live to work.
No Diva in your profile name...or your attitude. I love sweet girls who have a backbone.
You're not hanging off a bunch of dudes in your pics or in real life.
You think I'm cute..I mean ruggedly handsome.
You think there might be more substance to me than this profile.
You're passionate but, open and flexible.
You like dogs....Cause I gots me three boys.
Want to prove to my family that I'm not gay.
Aren't a fucking pain in the ass=)

Hope you enjoyed the read. I am so gonna check you out now....that little thingie just popped up to let me know you're visiting.