CarnivorousGoat
42 Clapham, UK
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My self-summary
I'm taller than a door. A teaser, not a pleaser. I'm more likely to want to talk to a pretty girl, than jump into bed with her: I need a firm emotional relationship as a prerequisite. This isn't a preference, it's a requirement.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally, I split my life between London and Norwich. Personally, I split it between Newcastle and the Lake District.

I love to cook, particularly for someone else. I am known on the London fetish scene. I run a movie club, visiting various independent cinema in London.
I’m really good at
I'm a good listener and equally good at writing. I believe that everyone can be happy, you just have to find the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I make people feel short for some reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm more likely to be reading computer science textbooks than pulp fiction. Due to sizeable food intolerances, I make most of my meals from scratch. Happy to share recipes!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How impressive and sexy I am. Why so many people struggle to identify their impressiveness and sexiness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am more dominant than submissive, more sadist than masochist. Actually, I consider dominant/submissive as a scale - just as much as homo/hetero.

Some people generalise with the "everyone is bisexual" blanket statement; I perceive sexuality as a scale, where being at either extreme is quite rare. Likewise with D/s: I don't consider "vanilla" to be outside the scale, just some people fail/refuse to recognise that they are on it.

Also, I get very frustrated with short people that think they're tall. My concept of "tall" begins at a female height of six feet.
You should message me if
you want to speak to me; I rarely send the first message. (But more than just "Hi," please!)
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