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Carolinalovesit

23 F Omaha, NE

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
In 1983, Michael Jackson wrote P.Y.T. about me...7 years before I was conceived. He knew...

Also if you have a tribal tattoo and/or wear a fedora...don't even bother trying to talking to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Full time babe/goddess

Just graduated college with a degree in Mortuary Science. I was lucky enough to get my dream job right out of school. I'm a mortician. So yes, I deal with the dead. I pick them up, I embalm them, I cremate them, I burry them...etc. Since everyone wants to know why I chose this as a career, here's your answer: Because I felt like it. The end.
I’m really good at
Being really sarcastic and pretty
The first things people usually notice about me
My stunning good looks and winning personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Columbine, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, American Psycho. Lots of other strange and odd books. You really should see my book collection, its quite ridiculous

Favorite Movies: Anything Horror...new/old...ask me and I've probably seen it. I love anything made by Quentin Tarantino. Documentaries are the best. Bowling for Columbine is my personal favorite. Action and Comedies. American Psycho, Goodfellas, Terminator 2, The Royal Tenenbaums, Bridesmaids, and Wayne's World. I'll pass on all those sappy romantic movies...give me horror and gore any day

TV Shows: Scrubs, Orange is the New Black, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Dexter, South Park, Its Always Sunny, Daria, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Tales from the Crypt, and sadly enough...I think I'm the only Atheist who likes 7th Heaven.

Music: A lot of variety. Expire, Backtrack, Foundation, Terror, Trapped Under Ice, Rotting Out, Twitching Tongues, Bent Life, Comeback Kid, and much more. I love New Found Glory and The Story So Far. Neck Deep. Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Deftones. Foo Fighters. Huge fan of 60s, 70s, and 80s hits. Tom Petty, Hall & Oates, Lynard Skynard, Ray Charles, Al Greene, Whitney Houston, Cher, Journey etc.... I also have a few guilty pleasures of the hits on the radio. Much much more....

Food: Not picky...But pizza, sushi, and crab rangoons are my favorite things on earth

Sports: HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY. I'm an LA Kings girl....always have been, always will. I hate the Blackhawks with a passion, so move along if your a fan because you can kindly slob on my knob.
The six things I could never do without
-Mom & Dad
-My cats....Molls and Hazza
-Money
-iPhone
-My bed
-One Direction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How soon till I can go back to sleep
-How I can get Harry Styles to fall in love with me
-Why people like that cum dumpster, Taylor Swift
-Why dudes think it's so hot I'm a mortician.
-The fact I'm a total fucking babe and I haven't had a billion men ask for my hand in marriage. I'm assuming it's because they're pussies.
-How many of you want to rape me
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking screen shots of the ridiculous messages I get on here and posting them on twitter
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a phobia of juggalos and uncircumcised dicks
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You can tell me who is you're favorite member of One Direction and WHY

If you can correctly guess what my favorite 1D song is, the chances of me having sex with you goes up 100%