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  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jul 26
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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In the 18 years I spent in Nashville, I managed to avoid adopting a southern accent. Sorry to disappoint. However, I can dish out an accurate impression upon request.

My Senior Superlative was "Funniest person you don't know"
I'd say this encapsulates my personality; I think/am told I'm really funny and dry but but don't exactly broadcast myself (excluding this moment, of course).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved to this deadbeat town 5 years ago to a lovely treeless street abound with stray cats, broken glass, and graffiti. There's no place like home.

There are things I do to make money, and there are things I don't do to make money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonating Louis Armstrong. This will either send you running or begging for more. The latter: my kind of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite catcall: "Yo, Blondie! You the reeeealll DEAL" I can only assume that goes for everyone else.

Other favorite catcall, received on the first shorts-appropriate day of Spring: "GET that tan, white girl!"
I got that tan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: All the Real Girls, Almost Famous, Wet Hot American Summer, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed and Confused, Reality Bites, Say Anything, The Brady Bunch Movie, Back to the Future, Home Alone (1 and 2, duh), Ordinary People, When Harry Met Sally, Can't Hardly Wait, Harold and Maude, Let the Right One In

TV: Mr. Show, My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Friday Night Lights, The Comeback, Veep, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Louie, Summer Heights High, Stella, Eastbound & Down, Strangers with Candy, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years

Music: There's nothing that sends me running for the door more than a pretentious somebody/nobody who judges you on musical taste. That said, I'm all about anything that sounds good to me. What sounds good to me in this moment? The Smashing Pumpkins, Jackson Browne, The Cure, Otis Redding, Chet Baker, The Beach Boys, The Ronettes, The Cranberries, Nickel Creek

Books: Valley of the Dolls, The Bell Jar, Ender's Game, Self-Reliance, White Noise, I Am America, Live from New York, I Don't Care About Your Band,

Food: Fine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my TV/Roku/DVD player/devices upon which to project moving images
-my off-the-chain circle of friends & family
-chapstik (must be cherry, as this doubles as my lipstick)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at home cooking, smoking, and watching D2: The Mighty Ducks. I'm more inclined to go out on weeknights, though, so by Friday I'm ready to stay in. However, I am flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My first sexual dream occurred at age 7 and involved Amy Grant. I think I just liked Christmas THAT much.
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you can handle this