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My self-summary
In the 18 years I spent in Nashville, I managed to avoid adopting a southern accent. Sorry to disappoint. However, I can dish out an accurate impression upon request.

My Senior Superlative was "Funniest person you don't know"
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to this deadbeat town 5 years ago to a lovely treeless street abound with stray cats, broken glass, and graffiti. There's no place like home.

There are things I do to make money, and there are things I don't do to make money.
I’m really good at
My Louis Armstrong impression (am serious)
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite catcall: "Yo, Blondie! You the reeeealll DEAL" I can only assume that goes for everyone else.

Other favorite catcall, received on the first shorts-appropriate day of Spring: "GET that tan, white girl!"
I got that tan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Goodfellas, All the Real Girls, Almost Famous, Wet Hot American Summer, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed and Confused, Reality Bites, Say Anything, The Brady Bunch Movie, Ordinary People, When Harry Met Sally

TV: Seinfeld, Frasier, Mr. Show, My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Friday Night Lights, The Comeback, Veep, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Summer Heights High, Eastbound & Down, Strangers with Candy, Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years

Music: There's nothing that sends me running for the door more than a pretentious somebody/nobody who judges you on musical taste. That said, I'm all about anything that sounds good to me. What sounds good to me in this moment? The Smashing Pumpkins, Jackson Browne, The Cure, Otis Redding, Chet Baker, The Beach Boys, The Ronettes, The Cranberries, Nickel Creek

Books: Valley of the Dolls, The Bell Jar, Ender's Game, Self-Reliance, White Noise, I Don't Care About Your Band

Food: The finest.
The six things I could never do without
-friends & family
-chapstik (must be cherry, as this doubles as my lipstick)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
probably at home cooking, smoking, and watching D2: The Mighty Ducks. I'm more inclined to go out on weeknights, though, so by Friday I'm ready to stay in. However, I am flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not sure why I live in NYC anymore
You should message me if
you can handle this