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27 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:17am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
In the 18 years I spent in Nashville, I managed to avoid adopting a southern accent. Sorry to disappoint. However, I can dish out an accurate impression upon request.

My Senior Superlative was "Funniest person you don't know"
I'd say this encapsulates my personality; I think/am told I'm really funny and dry but am modest about it (excluding this moment).
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to this deadbeat town 4 years ago and living with my best friend from high school on a lovely tree-less street abound with stray cats, broken glass, and graffiti. It’s home.

I graduated with a degree in Film/TV and recently ceased working as a Production Coordinator at a video production company. Right now, I'm making sure children under my care don't die and am working on my own creative projects, as well as my friends'.
I’m really good at
1) Telling you that the actor in the Advil commercial used to be a recurring guest star on Family Matters. I.e. Check w/me before you check IMDB on any useless trivia of the kind.
2) Impersonations
3) The English language. I scored a 100% on some grammar test on this site. Start linin' up, y'all.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite catcall: "Yo, Blondie! You the reeeealll DEAL" I can only assume that goes for everyone else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: All the Real Girls, Almost Famous, Wet Hot American Summer, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, This is Spinal Tap, Dazed and Confused, Reality Bites, Say Anything, The Brady Bunch Movie, Back to the Future, Home Alone (1 and 2, duh), Ordinary People, When Harry Met Sally, Can't Hardly Wait, Harold and Maude, Let the Right One In

TV: Mr. Show, My So-Called Life, Freaks and Geeks, Veep, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Louie, Summer Heights High, Stella, Eastbound & Down, Strangers with Candy, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, The Wonder Years

Music: I’m rarely listening to just one artist and it's in constant rotation. Highlights: The Smasing Pumpkins, Jackson Browne, The Cure, Otis Redding, The Beach Boys, Miles Davis, The Ronettes, Phoenix, The Cranberries, Nickel Creek, Notorious B.I.G., The Black Keys, Phoenix, various film scores

Books: Valley of the Dolls, The Bell Jar, Ender's Game, Self-Reliance, White Noise, I Am America, Live from New York

Food: tuna melts and sweet potato fries; seafood

Podcasts: WTF with Marc Maron, This American Life, Fresh Air, The Moth, How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner
The six things I could never do without
-my TV/Roku/DVD player/devices upon which to project moving images
-my off-the-chain circle of friends & family
-chapstik (must be cherry, as this doubles as my lipstick)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
an acceptable answer for this category, both personally and site-wide. Conclusion: there isn't one.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably at home cooking, smoking, and watching D2: The Mighty Ducks. I'm more inclined to go out on weeknights, though, so by Friday I'm ready to stay in. However, I am flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My first sexual dream occurred at age 7 and involved Amy Grant. I think I just liked Christmas THAT much but am open to other interpretations.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you can handle this