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Carpanda

30 Holtsville, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There really isn't a way to accurately summarize myself in this small space, but as with most things I'll give it my best shot. Don't be nervous or intimidated to send me a message/question! You have already scored points with me for realizing that the cream of the genetic crop are those that possess internet savvy.
What I’m doing with my life
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My education continued to college where I studied clinical counseling psychology to better understand the human condition and help my fellow man. Currently, I am employed saving and protecting children on a daily basis. That's right, I am a humanitarian and while you are immediately attracted to this and already sold, THERE'S MORE!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...fake sports as I lack interest in real sports. I am a ping-pong/mini golf/Air Hockey CHAMPION.

Thanks to television/movies from both the US and abroad as well as Google and Wikipedia, I have become incredibly cultured and well learned~. My artistic love is exercised whenever possible whether it is doodling, sculpting, or video editing. Most of it's doodling during training's and meetings at work while I am taking notes. Multitasking, I can do it. This includes texting, Facebook, and/or watching YouTube while at these trainings/meetings. Obviously I have some problems with authority [Yea...I'm a bit of a bad-ass ';..;' ].
The first things people usually notice about me
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A smile :) ...either that or my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of my reading is done via internet/tablet etc. I will get obsessed with topics and read until I am satisfied that I know as much as I need.

I see as many movies as often as possible and love the movie theater [popcorn anywhere else just isn't the same, its a guilty pleasure], the list of movies is ridiculously long. I watch TV shows from here, Europe, Japan, basically whatever I can get my hands on. Its awesome seeing different cultures approach things.

Music: Lindsey Stirling, Muse, Skrillex [stop rolling your eyes!], Skindred, The Used, Mumford and Sons, Quarashi, The Seatbelts, very few rap songs and virtually no country. While I listen to mainstream I love sampling music from other countries on occasion and give everything a chance. I am all over the place with music, an experienced palate.

I am a huge glutton, devouring everything and anything without impunity [except seafood, that crap is never safe]. Whatever does not get burned off by my superhuman metabolism is usually taken care of via moonlighting as a costumed vigilante [I am not saying that I am Batman, but no one has seen us in the same room together]. I am always eating something and you will be jealous. I am looking for someone that can get past this insane jealousy and respond to my gluttony with adoration, praise, playful teasing, getting involved, or an encouragement sandwich. Food Network is my pornography and I may or may not be compelled to cook things that I see. If my metabolism ever fails me, I am ready to work out like an Olympian to continue to indulge my food habits. My well stocked kitchen should not mean that my fat stores are well stocked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family/Friends, Humor, Food, Gaming, Art, Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I would pay to have the same voice as Morgan Freeman so everything I say can become a deep and moving narrative.

0 being an even number. [Thanks hurricane Sandy]
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends how I feel. Either staying in contemplating the mysteries of life and thinking of how to make the world a better place, or going out with a few friends to dinner/city/movies/play cards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dolls...FREAK ME OUT. The porcelain ones with the eyes that stare deep into your soul o_O! Please do not dress up like a doll for Halloween around me or chase me with a doll while singing a Victorian nursery rhymes.

Bonus Round: Opening a Pillsbury Biscuit can scares the crap out of me every time. Damn that 'pop' to hell.
You should message me if
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You aren't boring.