There really isn't a way to accurately summarize myself in this small space, but as with most things I'll give it my best shot. Don't be nervous or intimidated to send me a message/question! You have already scored points with me for realizing that the cream of the genetic crop are those that possess internet savvy.

My education continued to college where I studied clinical counseling psychology to better understand the human condition and help my fellow man. Currently, I am employed saving and protecting children on a daily basis. That's right, I am a humanitarian and while you are immediately attracted to this and already sold, THERE'S MORE!

...fake sports as I lack interest in real sports. I am a ping-pong/mini golf/Air Hockey CHAMPION.

Thanks to television/movies from both the US and abroad as well as Google and Wikipedia, I have become incredibly cultured and well learned~. My artistic love is exercised whenever possible whether it is doodling, sculpting, or video editing. Most of it's doodling during training's and meetings at work while I am taking notes. Multitasking, I can do it. This includes texting, Facebook, and/or watching YouTube while at these trainings/meetings. Obviously I have some problems with authority [Yea...I'm a bit of a bad-ass ';..;' ].

A smile :) ...either that or my hair.

Most of my reading is done via internet/tablet etc. I will get obsessed with topics and read until I am satisfied that I know as much as I need.

I see as many movies as often as possible and love the movie theater [popcorn anywhere else just isn't the same, its a guilty pleasure], the list of movies is ridiculously long. I watch TV shows from here, Europe, Japan, basically whatever I can get my hands on. Its awesome seeing different cultures approach things.

Music: Lindsey Stirling, Muse, Skrillex [stop rolling your eyes!], Skindred, The Used, Mumford and Sons, Quarashi, The Seatbelts, very few rap songs and virtually no country. While I listen to mainstream I love sampling music from other countries on occasion and give everything a chance. I am all over the place with music, an experienced palate.

I am a huge glutton, devouring everything and anything without impunity [except seafood, that crap is never safe]. Whatever does not get burned off by my superhuman metabolism is usually taken care of via moonlighting as a costumed vigilante [I am not saying that I am Batman, but no one has seen us in the same room together]. I am always eating something and you will be jealous. I am looking for someone that can get past this insane jealousy and respond to my gluttony with adoration, praise, playful teasing, getting involved, or an encouragement sandwich. Food Network is my pornography and I may or may not be compelled to cook things that I see. If my metabolism ever fails me, I am ready to work out like an Olympian to continue to indulge my food habits. My well stocked kitchen should not mean that my fat stores are well stocked.

Family/Friends, Humor, Food, Gaming, Art, Movies

How much I would pay to have the same voice as Morgan Freeman so everything I say can become a deep and moving narrative.

0 being an even number. [Thanks hurricane Sandy]

Depends how I feel. Either staying in contemplating the mysteries of life and thinking of how to make the world a better place, or going out with a few friends to dinner/city/movies/play cards.

Dolls...FREAK ME OUT. The porcelain ones with the eyes that stare deep into your soul o_O! Please do not dress up like a doll for Halloween around me or chase me with a doll while singing a Victorian nursery rhymes.

Bonus Round: Opening a Pillsbury Biscuit can scares the crap out of me every time. Damn that 'pop' to hell.

You aren't boring.