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CarpeNihil

31 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I graduated college, got a professional job, started doing the whole normal picket fence thing, and absolutely hated it. So one day I gave away almost everything I owned and became voluntarily homeless. Everything I had fit in a backpack and I spent the last couple years hitchhiking around the country having adventures and meeting great people. I supported myself doing various things like working as a carnie, volunteering at a hippie festival, working as an apple picker, anything that seemed interesting. when I couldn't find something special to do in a city I would just work as a male stripper, so I've done that in most major cities in the country as well.

I ended up settled again just as suddenly as I had left. I didn't really plan to leave the road but I ended up in New Orleans and spontaneously grew some roots again. It took me a couple years of extending my stay over and over again before I finally admitted NOLA had got me and I was done traveling for now. At the moment I'm working as a bartender and starting to think about what might be next.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how to start settling my life down without getting all picket fency.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at ranting. I have opinions about everything and they always sound better when given at 400 words a minute at the top of my lungs. Well, when I say I have opinions about everything, I guess I mean that I have opinions about philosophy and music . . . but what else is there?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyebrows. so pointy!

just a hint: do not ask me if I gel them that way. I am so sick of that question, rar!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
something I scribbled down in a notebook while I was traveling . . . seems to apply pretty well so I figured I'd put it here:

"look at the questions we fill out for our social networking sites, for our dating sites, for any kind of profile we make these days . . . there is always a massive focus on things like what movies or books or music you like. is anyone else terrified by this? I mean, one is trying the ultimately difficult act of truly defining oneself, and one does so with media preferences? I am a collection of virtues, sins, embarrassments, and achievements! so are you and everyone else! and yet we think the best way to describe ourselves is by our choice of what to like from a list of things others have created? I can only date someone or be friends with someone if they enjoy the same third-party-created motion pictures as I do?

When I get the urge to buy a movie it isn't because I want to see it over and over, it is because some stupid animal part of me wants to make sure it is on my shelf so that people who come in my house will know that I am the type of person who likes this movie, and thusly know whatever it is that this supposedly means about me. fuck that!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I decided there wasn't anything I can't do without, that's why I'm living my simple life that I have now. I liked having computer access so I could post stories from the road, I liked having the sleeping bag that I carried with me, and so forth, but if I lost those I would still be happy.

Now that I'm attempting the settled life again I can no longer brag that everything I own fits in a backpack, sadly. But, other than basic "living indoors" stuff like some pots and pans I haven't really accumulated much. I intend to keep it that way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. abstract philosophical problems that will probably never actually matter

2. "hey, I'm hungry"

in no particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
commodifying my sexuality. gotta make a living somehow :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
anything. I was born with no concept of privacy and I'll answer any question from anyone.

hmm . . . what is something I can say to prove that I have no sense of privacy . . . um . . . I know!

when I was 14 I stuck a banana up my butt to try and see if I was gay. turns out that I am, at the very least, not gay for bananas.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are very smart, and very non-traditional. otherwise we probably won't get along so well. Also I'm happily poly. If you don't already know what that means then you probably aren't into it.