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Carpe__Omnious

40 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You can learn more about a person in an hour of play than you can in a year of conversation.
~ Plato
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
INFP
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skepticism, however, I question it's value.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes are the first thing. The windows to the soul.
Then waste-gluteal, followed by breasts, lips, smile, hair... Oh- what do they notice about ME? People say I look them up and down but I don't believe that's true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All I'm going to say is Bukowski was right.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All you need is love. Love. The love of an amazing woman can give a man strength and confidence and make him feel like he can take on the entire world. Oh wait. I'm thinking of alcohol. Yes. Alcohol does that. So just alcohol then I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realize.
~ Oscar Wilde
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I belong to this club and the club has very strict rules. The first rule of the club is that you don't talk about the club. The second rule is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE CLUB!

Fight Club. It's Fight Club. We fight in warehouses on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Spartacus. But I ain't saying shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You revere the lie that makes us realize the truth. You are healthy in mind and body. You have no expectations. You live in this moment, right here, right now, and you want to explore and share all of yourself and another person in a constantly stimulating reciprocal exchange. Please, if you are this person, for the sake of all that is worthy of such a precious thing as love, contact me.

Or, if you've already had numerous disappointing dates that have pretty much burst your bubble regarding this whole online dating thing and you've really begun to lower your expectations and this has helped to make you feel a little more desperate and now I appear to be a much better option than I would have originally seemed - then it can't be that much worse, right - why not? Go on. Send an email.

And also sex. Sex is also a good reason to contact, because that's an important thing to have.