I like to think I'm a reasonably rad guy. Have I set any world records? Well none that Guiness would publish if they value their reputation. I'm intelligent, clever, and quick witted. I've been accused of being a nerd, and just because I've taken every math class there is does not make me a nerd and I will not allow you to stereotype me as such. My humor can be dry at times, so just never take anything I say seriously, and we should be good.

I wake up in the morning, beat the snooze bar on my alarm clock to the point I should probably be brought up on charges, then get up, throw on my dark thick rimmed glasses and do the 9-5 thing. It pays the bills, keeps a roof over my head allows me the luxuries of indoor plumbing.... and let's be honest indoor plumbing is the shit.

After work when I'm feeling like a challenge I head to the Crossfit gym to get in a good work out. It's a hell of a good time. I guess I'm a masochist in that regard because for some reason I enjoy the pain from the workouts.... but don't mistake that for thinking you'll be putting on your favorite black latex one-sy and taking a whip to my ass any time soon.

I recently took up Downhill Mountain biking, and I'm working to really hone my skills and hopefully run a few races in 2013 season. Right now I'm less of a racer and more of a blunt human projectile, fortunately I have yet to break anything that was too important. Well I mean I can't flip anyone off with my left hand anymore, but hey that's what the right hand is for anyways... edit: fractured a bone in my right hand last weekend.

I like to go to the mountains, especially Asheville. Every time I go up there I end up having an awesome time, going to random bars, making new friends with random locals, and breaking random laws. Having a place up there helps too.

I'm always down to make a spur of the moment road trip to some random place if for no other reason than to do it. Wilmington beach trip on a whim, hell yea, Atlanta for burgers at the Vortex, hop in the truck and lets go, I'll drive, you just keep me awake.

Making people laugh with crude and inappropriate comments, inciting riots (the L.A. Riots, all me), having normal nights turn into epic "life stories" and eating inordinate amounts of sushi.

My dimpled smile and outgoing (read: dirty, crude, vulgar, charming) sense of humor.

Music - Primus, This Runs Through, Between the Buried and Me, Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins, Victor Wooten, Explosions in the Sky, Tool, Hum, Failure, Mr Invisible, MC Cataclysm, Trampled by Turtles, George Clinton, My Morning Jacket, Mumford & Sons, the list will never end.

Movies - The Hangover, Grandmas Boy, Heat, Dodgeball, Don't Be a Menace, Caddyshack, The Sandlot, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Termininator 2, Aliens.

TV: Archer, South Park, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, ATHF, Super Jail, Chapelles Show

Books - Hitchhiker's Guide, The Spirit Molocule, The Game, Tao of Wu.

Food - Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican, Mediterranean, Ethiopian, Nepalese, Cajun, Tex-Mex, I love me some food, the spicier the better.

Sunlight. I like to be outside in the sun.... it just doesn't like me.
The snooze button on my alarm clock.
My awesome friends... they encourage me to do great things.... and things I will probably later regret.
My family because, well they're my family.
Eggs, Kale, and Avacado with Siracha; breakfast of champions.
Laughter, it's how I roll.

My future in stand up comedy, owning a taco truck, or the adult film industry.

Doing what I do every Friday night. Trying to take over the world.

I've watched that show Buckwild, and I don't need the sub-titles to understand what they're saying.... as far as I'm concerned that make me bilingual.

You are intelligent and grounded.
You have a drive to experience life and embrace spontaneity.
You do not conform to the status quo, and have no intentions of doing so.
You love crude humor and a dirty mind. Major bonus if you know who Bill Hicks was.
You like to ride bikes around town for no other reason than to do it.
You realize this profile is 100% serious.