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CarterJons

33 Charlotte, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think I'm a reasonably rad guy. Have I set any world records? Well none that Guiness would publish if they value their reputation. I'm intelligent, clever, and quick witted. I've been accused of being a nerd, and just because I've taken every math class there is does not make me a nerd and I will not allow you to stereotype me as such. My humor can be dry at times, so just never take anything I say seriously, and we should be good... unless we're in a plane crash. Then I might be serious, probably not, but you never know.

I am a liberal free thinker forced to exist in a conservative world. I come from a world of advanced mathematics in multiple dimensions and the impossible quest for "perfection," yet I prefer and embrace all that is imperfect in the world. I like tattoos, piercings, art, music, free expression and theoretical politics. The outdoors and the mountains are where I belong, and desire to spend my time whenever I can. I like to go on adventures, yet sometimes it's nice to be surrounded by familiarity.
What I’m doing with my life
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I wake up in the morning and beat the snooze button on my alarm to the point I should probably be brought up on charges, then I throw on my dark rimmed glasses and do the 8-5 work thing. It's a paycheck and it allows me certain luxuries like indoor plumbing... and lets be honest, indoor plumbing is the shit.

When I return home, I cook an epic 7 course gourmet dinner, light a single scented candle, romance myself carnally, and go to bed only to do it all over again the next day... like Groundhogs Day... only with less Bill Murray and more masturbation. Bill Murry, if you're reading this, and I don't know why you wouldn't be, come to Charlotte.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with crude and inappropriate comments, inciting riots (the L.A. Riots of 1992, all me), having normal nights turn into epic "life stories" and eating inordinate amounts of sushi, making things out of metal, turning wrenches, contemplating the meaning of life, finding hidden dives with amazing foods... the extra "s" was intentional grammar Nazi's.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimpled smile and outgoing (read: dirty, crude, vulgar, charming) sense of humor. Also, I look much younger than I am...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
90's rock and all the metal especially, Primus, Hum, Failure, Smashing Pumpkins, Faith No More, Between the Buried and Me, Cattle Decapitation, the list goes on and on and on......and on.

I loves me some food. Like for serious. Indian, Vietnamese, basically anything ethnic or awesome. I've been told I know all the good hole in the wall places.

As far as TV goes, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Daily Show, Archer, River Monsters, Venture Bros, and the list goes on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, the outdoors, excercise, sunlight, my tools, masturbation, hipster elite foodie-ism, NoDa Bodega's menu, and my rocket car that you'll never see because it's invisible to poor people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any one of the several projects I have going at any given point in time. Also tacos. Tacos rule.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to no good makin' trouble in the neighborhood, Plaza Midwood that is. I just combined two TV show theme songs, so there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite how my profile reads, I'm actually a bit of an introvert, INFJ to be exact and I've never had Netflix or been on Reddit...and I'll probably be emotionally distraught if your dog does not immediately fall in love with me.
You should message me if
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You know the meaning of life... because I'm still trying to figure out why I'm here... on this site... not the universe....Or you want to learn how to weld... I've apparently developed a knack for teaching the art of fusing metals.