Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So in my most recent performance review at work, I was labeled as
an "artist type" and as someone "unlikely to conform to the company
culture," probably not the best thing when you work for an company
that takes great pride in its ultra-conservative values (hey it's a
paycheck), but I'll take the compliment none the less.
I like to think I'm a reasonably rad guy. Have I set any world
records? Well none that Guiness would publish if they value their
reputation. I'm intelligent, clever, and quick witted. I've been
accused of being a nerd, and just because I've taken every math
class there is does not make me a nerd and I will not allow you to
stereotype me as such. My humor can be dry at times, so just never
take anything I say seriously, and we should be good... unless
we're in a plane crash. Then I might be serious, probably not, but
you never know.
I am a liberal free thinker forced to exist in a conservative
world. I come from a world of advanced mathematics in multiple
dimensions and the impossible quest for "perfection," yet I prefer
and embrace all that is imperfect in the world. I like tattoos,
piercings, art, music, free expression and theoretical politics.
The outdoors and the mountains are where I belong, and desire to
spend my time whenever I can. I like to go on adventures, yet
sometimes it's nice to be surrounded by familiarity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wake up in the morning and beat the snooze button on my alarm to
the point I should probably be brought up on charges, then I throw
on my dark rimmed glasses and do the 8-5 work thing. It's a
paycheck and it allows me certain luxuries like indoor plumbing...
and lets be honest, indoor plumbing is the shit.
When I return home, I cook an epic 7 course gourmet dinner, light a
single scented candle, romance myself carnally, and go to bed only
to do it all over again the next day... like Groundhogs Day... only
with less Bill Murray and more masturbation. (Bill Murry, if you're
reading this, and I don't know why you wouldn't be, come to
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with crude and inappropriate comments, inciting
riots (the L.A. Riots of 1992, all me), having normal nights turn
into epic "life stories" and eating inordinate amounts of sushi,
making things out of metal, turning wrenches, welding,
contemplating the meaning of life, finding hidden dives with
amazing foods... the extra "s" was intentional grammar Nazi's.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimpled smile and outgoing (read: dirty, crude, vulgar,
charming) sense of humor. Also, I look much younger than I am...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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90's rock and all the metal especially, Primus, Hum, Failure,
Smashing Pumpkins, Faith No More, Between the Buried and Me, Cattle
Decapitation, the list goes on and on and on......and on.
I loves me some food. Like for serious. Indian, Vietnamese,
basically anything ethnic or awesome. I've been told I know all the
good hole in the wall places.....and I know how to cook.
As far as TV goes, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Daily Show, Archer,
River Monsters, Venture Bros, and more! Read that "and more!" part
in the Monster Truck Announcer voice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, the outdoors, excercise, sunlight, my tools, masturbation,
hipster elite foodie-ism, NoDa Bodega's menu.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any one of the several projects I have going at any given point in
time. My 2 year plan to move to Asheville. Music I'm writing. The
10,000 mile expedition I'm planning (hope you like road trips) Also
tacos. Tacos rule.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to no good makin' trouble in the neighborhood, Plaza Midwood
that is. I just combined two TV show theme songs, so there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll probably be emotionally distraught if your dog does not
immediately fall in love with me.
You should message me if
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You know the meaning of life... because I'm still trying to figure
out why I'm here... on this site... not the universe....Or you want
to learn how to weld... I've developed a knack for teaching the art
of fusing metals.
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