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CaseyTheCasey

23 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hi. My name is Casey. In general, I feel A-OK about me.

I'm a guy who tries to make movies with an all right beard. I'm tallish and a bit out of shape, but working on it: the out of shape part. I like to write a lot. Moths kinda freak me out. Babies/sloths/baby sloths make me squeal. I do plenty with my bare hands, but wish I had bear hands. I can't touch my toes. At the age of 4, I was traumatized by the 3-D movie ride "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience," but I've gotten over it. If modesty were an Olympic sport, I don't know, I'd do OK. I am an exclusively 90s R&B karaoke man. I refuse to use hashtags properly. Every time you see a slash on here, I would say "slash" out loud. I was trying to learn Spanish, but the cooks at a restaurant I once worked at would only teach me different ways to say "I'm very gay." I want to continue, not just to better myself, but because I worry that one day I'll be stranded in Tijuana and in panic my brain will reach for the only Spanish sentence it knows. I'll probably like you, always respect you, and definitely hug you.
I’m really good at
A man walks into a bar. He notices a sign above the door that reads "World Famous Punch."
He asks the bartender, "Barkeep, is there anyway I could get some of your World Famous Punch?"
The bartender replies, "Punch? Certainly, but you'll have to wait in the line."
The man looks around. He doesn't see anything...
The first things people usually notice about me
Animal magnetism?
Also, I like to say hi to strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My username is a Boy Meets World reference.
The six things I could never do without
The word "Bucket"
The Q-Tip Eargasm
Little Nemo
Cuddles/Snuggles
Raspberries (Fruit and Action)
16mm Film
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next film.
Paul Thomas Anderson's next film.
Puns.
Subversion of dictatorial gender roles and heteronormativity in the media, and thus society.
What people I know look like naked.
What it would be like to be a whale.
What a whale thinks about me.
90s Nickelodeon.
Disney Channel Original Movies.
Dunkaroos.
MUFUGGA!
How my Cockney accent's coming across.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Iron Giant makes me cry every time I watch it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You maybe think I could possibly be a pretty all right guy.