You're lonely, sitting at home, looking at smut with your hand in your panties, thinking "I wish porn talked to me sometimes." I can help.
I'm not the kind of guy who hassles random ladies for fun online; I'm making this profile to let you know it's okay to hassle me.
Lady, let's get to the point. You're a woman, you like a bit of firm manhood, and you're just not getting your fix. That's where I come in. Maybe you just want a little dirty chat. Maybe you want to show someone yours, or perhaps have a look at theirs. Maybe you've got a void that's aching to be filled.
I'll be honest here, I'm a horny guy, I don't get out much, and I want to talk about our privates. I'm a genitalia fan, and I've already got half the collection.