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35 Bainbridge Island, WA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:54am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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- PNW native
- funky facial hair
- more than a little nerdy
- prone to wearing silly things( I like to say I am a walking dad joke, as most people roll their eyes and laugh when they see me)
- makes happy food noises
- watcher of crime dramas and cartoons
- reader of trashy vamp books(anita blake not the sparkly one)
- drinker of hard cider and tequila
- cooker of box dinners
- eater of food
- hairy
- owner of a "good' flannel
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
About two years ago I started collecting ugly hats. As a balding guy, hats are important for heating(read covering the bald spots). My favorite so far is the Firefly hat my sister gave me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring the cat when he is chewing on me and accusing me of trying to starve him. Of course he normally only does this while I am fighting with the alarm clock.

Googeling how to videos for fixing my bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I was once told by a guest that I would make a good 80's action star. I am going to believe this was for witty one liners.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of fantasy/ scifi. Authors like David Eddings or Terry Goodkind. The more unbelievable the better. Robert Jordan, Anne McCaffery, Patricia C. Wrede, Robin McKinley

Love things like Dub FX. Lots of late 90's stuff like Weezer or Harvey Danger, and OMG just got back into Aqua. Then odd things like Drum Corp music and electronic music. Live. Marcy Playground.

For TV i would have to say anything by Joss Wheadon does it for me. Other things like Archer are a guilty pleasure. Black Books. Alphas. Dollhouse. Just discovered QI, many LOLs had.

Food.. Hmm. Well it depends on the day. From raw fish to fried pig there is not a whole lot I would turn down out of hand, with the exception of anything pickled. I eat a lot of rice, it is my go to starch if I am trying to get a little more out of a meat sauce. I enjoy pork over beef or chicken, but would like to try goat for some reason. And sweet to sour. Sriracha over tabasco everytime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Vibrams. Those funky toe shoes. I would wear them to work if they let me.

A good book. Gives me something to do if i get lost in the woods.

Access to something warm and fuzzy to pet. Something like a cat would do nicely.

Music. It always keeps me moving.

A LED Bike headlight. I have an old light and it has come in handy way too many times for me to leave it behind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social norms and how silly they are. Why do women get the fun fashions? I wonder how many peoples heads would explode if I wore a skirt to work?

New ways to make fun of people and pervy jokes, for banter at work its kind of my shtick.

The trend of nonconformity which has turned into people conforming through nonconformity. Meaning everyone trying to be unique in exactly the same way. Gauges, tatts, skinny jeans and boots. It should be noted that I have all of the aforementioned things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any one that involves Bowling is a good one. Have also been known to do jig saw puzzles while sipping cocktails while the cat judges me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kick people to get their attention. Not hard, more like just tapping their shin.
You should message me if
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You talk with your hands when you get excited.(this can also include posturing/exaggerated body language while making points)