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22 Canberra, Australia Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:21pm
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do. Well... I'm sarcastic, argumentative, socially awkward (who here isn't?) with a rather inappropriate sense of humour.
Apparently INFP but it doesn't really seem accurate

I'm trying to cut my profile down a bit, so if it no longer takes 10 minutes to read you'll know I've been successful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently studying at Uni to become a nurse. Not really sure if it's what I want to do.

I recently joined a gym in an attempt to get healthy, so any tips are appreciated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Starting projects. I don't tend to finish much, or if I do it's been 2 years and 12 other projects since I started.

Making people laugh perhaps?

Cake decorating. Sometimes people pay me to do cakes for them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey, you smell like chlorofo..."

Not necessarily the first, but once people get to know me well enough for me to be comfortable around them they realise that I don't always make use of the brain to mouth filter. I have a dirty mind and a bad habit of being a bit crass/crude.

If they see me in the street or something? Probably my size, I'm not one of those fat chicks who pretends I'm skinny by wearing clothes that are too small, I know I'm fat and will easily admit to it. Not proud of it, but not in denial either. I absolutely can not stand when other fat chicks are all "I'm just curvy". There is a big difference. Being fat doesn't make you a bad person, so why is it so hard to admit to yourself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to be totally honest. I enjoyed reading twilight. I can admit that SM is an atrocious author, but I still enjoyed it.

Concerning movies, I enjoy most comedies, chick flicks and family movies. I don't mind action but I can't stand horror. Vivid imagination.

Recently become a little obsessed with web comics. Favourites are Questionable content, Girls with slingshots, Nerf This, and Dumbing of age. If you know any similar ones, let me know! :)

List of whatever tv series, movies, books and other things that pop into my head that you can use as conversation starters :P
Whose line is it anyway (with Drew Carey hosting, not the 2013 onwards chick with the grating voice)Star trek voyager, X-files, Vampire diaries, Doctor Who, true blood, adventure time, MASH, Harry Potter, The demon cycle (By Peter V. Brett, great read), The forest of hands and teeth (great zombie series), Star gate, Death note, Love Hina, Dragon ball, Limitless, Flowers for Algernon, Zom-B series, Game of thrones (I was going to read the A song of ice and fire book series first but didn't have the time) no spoilers, I'm only watching it as each season comes out on dvd, Phantom of the opera (saw it performed in 2013, amazing), Dorothy must die is a great novel and I'm hanging out for the next...will add more as I think of them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm sure I could live without them, but things I'm especially fond of, aside from the smart arse answers like air, food & water:
Web comics
My phone
My family. We may not be super affectionate, but they're super important. Super :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and what I'm going to do with my life.
Whether or not the universe ends and what's after it if so. If it's ever expanding, what is it expanding into? Where does that nothingness end? It has to end, but there has to be something after that. I can't comprehend it. (Maybe it sounds like I'm trying too hard to sound deep, but I'm not. That shit is just genuinely insane)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Procrastinating during uni semesters, pretending I'll totally get that essay done on the weekend.

My favourite kind of procrastination is finding awesome cover bands/artists on YouTube, and making my way through every Whose line clip on the internet (the bromance one is a must see)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I turn my head to look at sideways pictures instead of turning my phone.

More than once I've dropped my laptop on my face whilst trying to use it lying down.

I can't reach the pull down bar thing at the gym. Someone has to pull it down for me so I can use it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your first message contains more than "hi" "sup", "you're hot" "hw r u???" or "want to fuck?"(no thanks). Put a little bit of effort in, otherwise our conversation won't go anywhere. I can't stress this enough.