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24 • Toa Alta, PR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Mar 26
- 5′ 8″ (1.72m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Dropped out of university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I'm not too worried about what I'm doing to do for my whole life, I'm pretty sure I'll survive and I'll be happy. The things I'm interested in pay my bills so that I can be a functional member of society. Part of this is probably that I've got a pretty solid plan already.
Sorry, I got sidetracked on food. Decisions decisions, I'm better at the hard ones and worse at the easy ones.
...Just please, don't.
The long of it is that this website is kind of a chore for all parties. Why would you respond to someone you don't think you'd get along with, on the other side of that why would I spend 20 minutes going through your profile and writing a custom tailored letter when you're just going to ignore me? Do you know how that makes me feel about how myself and others value my time? So I created a copy paste message that is friendly, non threatening, kinda silly and could facilitate good responses. Once I figure that you're not COMPLETELY tainted by all of the "Hey baby, wanna ride this 9 inch powerhouse on full throttle" and you will talk to me like a human then I will do the same. Until then we're both robots.
Beyond that you should totally message me if:
You understand how easily sarcasm is lost in digital translation and can forgive a misunderstanding.
You will read to me.
I can read to you.
I can cook for you.
You will braid my hair.
You will teach me to braid your hair.
We can have knitting sessions.
You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)
You want to cuddle up with Netflix and some of my fantastic stove top popcorn.
You have high self esteem.
You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.
You want to go bouldering with me.
You agree that communication is a two way street and it isn't always a guy's job to initiate or sustain the conversation or contact.
Fuck yes or fuck off.
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