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CasualCyclist

24 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please read my profile bottom to top. That is how I read yours.
Okay smart ass, bottom section by section not bottom line by line.

Working six days a week obviously puts a bit of a damper on my free time but I can still make shit happen. I'm going to keep this as short as possible because I like to talk and listen but this profile business is all talk and no listen.

I've been dating around for the last few years (enjoying my twenties as some might say) but I'm pretty fucking tired; so by all means, please, sweep me off my feet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have grown up a very fortunate human being; I recognize this and try to feed other people with my good vibes when I can.
I'm not too worried about what I'm doing to do for my whole life, I'm pretty sure I'll survive and I'll be happy. The things I'm interested in pay my bills so that I can be a functional member of society. Part of this is probably that I've got a pretty solid plan already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making decisions based on the outcome I want. I don't make decisions without weighing and measuring as many possible outcomes as I can. Consequentially I can't make decisions if I know that the outcome has no effect on me. For example: I am at subway, what type of cheese do I get? I always make the person crafting my sandwich decide which cheese I should eat. I tell them, "I don't care what type of cheese, any cheese, crazy cheese, double cheese. I don't care if you charge me extra for it, I want my cheese how you like it." They usually go for double cheese and don't usually charge me for it. Make friends with the people making your food, I promise good things will come of it.

Sorry, I got sidetracked on food. Decisions decisions, I'm better at the hard ones and worse at the easy ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my glutes, most people notice me when they're in the back of my pedicab staring at my ass/legs. I'm litteraly ALWAYS getting compliments on "dat ass". Sometimes people get over confident and grab it. Just know that if you ever happen to be in my cab and you do touch me inappropriately-

...Just please, don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I usually skim if not entirely skip this section of profiles. They're usually too long and I'd rather get to know these types of things about a person offline, over time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A place to call home
Adrenaline
A wide selection of Oregon craft beer
A well seasoned cast iron skillet
sarcasm
Dreams

Six things I can do without:
Angry (Violent) Drunks
Giving fucks
Soft drinks
Poorly cooked brussel sprouts
Couche bags (Visit me at work and I'll show you what a couche bag is)
Flighty motherfuckers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work work work work. Oh look, I have three hours to not be at work and not be sleeping, I suppose I should be an adult and clean my room. Oops, I went out instead, I guess I'll try again tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday and Saturday I'm a downtown hustling machine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
tl;dr I use a couple personally written and well thought out cookie cutter messages.

The long of it is that this website is kind of a chore for all parties. Why would you respond to someone you don't think you'd get along with, on the other side of that why would I spend 20 minutes going through your profile and writing a custom tailored letter when you're just going to ignore me. Do you know how that makes me feel about how myself, and others value my time? So I created a copy paste message that is friendly, non threatening, kinda silly and could facilitate good responses. Once I figure that you're not COMPLETELY tainted by all of the "Hey baby, wanna ride this 9 inch powerhouse on full throttle" and you will talk to me like a human then I will do the same. Until then we're both robots.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off you should know that if you don't ride bikes or are not okay with motorbike rides then it is probably not going to work out between us. Not 100% deal breaker but major points for sure.

Beyond that you should totally message me if:
You understand how easily sarcasm is lost in digital translation and can forgive a misunderstanding.
You will read to me.
I can read to you.
I can cook for you.
You will braid my hair.
You will teach me to braid your hair.
We can have knitting sessions.
You tell it like it is. (communication is key in any human/human interaction)
You have high self esteem.
You're good at darts or pool, I'm looking for a partner in crime to help me clean house.
You want to go bouldering with me.
You want to join me for a round of disc golf.
You want to go snowboarding.
You agree that communication is a two way street and it isn't always a guy's job to initiate or sustain the conversation or contact.

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