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CatPuffs

113 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 6
Orientation
Straight
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Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a badly-drawn cat. I'm also, uh, what's the word?... Like vampires?... Oh, nevermind. I'll never die. Yeah. Forgive me, even in all my years alive, I still know so very few human words.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cat; what do you think? Eating, pooping, scratching the people's furniture, sleeping, and licking myself. Life is tough.
I’m really good at
See above. And whipping up a scrumptious lobster bisque.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats
Movie: The Aristocats
Broadway musical: CATS
Song: Lovecats by The Cure
Food: Broccoli
The six things I could never do without
Lizards, leather furniture, female cats in heat, humans to pet me, my litterbox, fine wine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are dogs so dumb?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get frequent hairballs. And I have a gambling problem.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are a gorgeous female feline. I prefer calicoes, but I'm not too picky.