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28 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to think that I'm funny but I guess that's always debatable.

I own too many pairs of shoes and wear skirts everyday, but I can crawl in the mud with the best of them.

I'm pretty handy with tools, I can put up my own shelves and assemble Ikea furniture like a pro.

I will discuss the lastest episode of Ghost Hunters and the mapping of the Human Genome in the same conversation.

I get easily distracted and sometimes carried away.

I often find myself saying inappropriate things at inappropriate times.

I wrote this in English because it seems to be the norm here, but I'm francophone.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching way too many true crime documentaries. Just finished the three Paradise Lost. Yeah, I know, I need a life. Pronto.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling on my face
Being easily distracted
Laughing at myself
Finding vintage chairs in the trash and fixing them up. I have a thing for chairs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I walk into things a lot...
Shit, I don't know. My potty mouth?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jane Eyre, L'insoutenable légèreté de l'être, Charles Bukowski, Richard Dawkins (his earlier work, not his Twitter rants about rape and molestation...), comics/graphic novels, I've been slowly making my way through Rainbow's Gravity...

Movies: Horror, In the mood for love, Anything by Wes Anderson or the Coen Brothers, Eraserhead, Dancer in the Dark, less pretentious stuff too.

Shows: It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Wilfred, Misfits, Black Books, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, weird documentaries about serial killers...

Food: I like trying new things. Went to a Tibetan place and it was the bomb. Loooove indian.

Music: The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Broken Social Scene, Death from Above, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Interpol, Spoon and any good old rock, as long as they have talent I'll probably like it. I'm a snob when it comes to a lot of things, but sadly I'm in dire need of some musical education...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, Laughs, Wine, A good book, Sunny days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about sharks a lot.
How I'm never gonna be one of those girls who move to the suburbs. If you want a ton of kids and a minivan, I suggest you move along.
Kids are awesome though! They're kinda like tiny drunk hobos. (I'm aware of how offensive that was)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch gag reels to cheer myself after a crappy day.
You should message me if
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You want to.
You like three-legged cats the best.
You actually wanna meet.
You can grow a beard.
You know who you are.
I'll probably embarrass myself first by sending you a weirdly inappropriate message anyway...