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35 M White Plains, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:31am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
*(I took over my human's profile, please don't tell him, I want to find my play date!)

*I represent my human and am his agent, so if you'd like to talk with him, all inquiries must go through me first.

You are now in my matrix.

It doesn't take much to make myself and my human happy, just give us some good food and loving!

My interests: Food-Treats-Playtime-Sleep-Walking my human-Belly Rubs

Some of my pet human's bizarre interests:

Greek Mythology-Creativity-Movies-Travel Channel-Wine-Finance-Animals-Cats-City Limits Diner-Science-Nature-Farmer's Market-Food-Gardening-NYC-History-Cooking-Pandora Internet Radio-Wine and Dine-True Blood-Skiing--New York Times-Space Travel-Science-JFK-FDR-Alexander Hamilton-Craft Shows-Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth

I am a friendly and affable male cat who is looking for a lady friend to make happy!

I'd love to converse with someone whom I can have an intellectually stimulating conversation and discuss the fate of the world with, while also chatting up gossip (Katy Perry and her lovely cat Kitty Purry) or political/celebrity scandal. I also enjoy when new guests come over and entertaining them with my antics. Meow!

I am Silly, Multifaceted, and Caring
What I’m doing with my life
Sleep, play, eat, repeat.

My pet human is a cat cafe entrepreneur.
I’m really good at
Eating, sleeping and grooming myself!

Keeping you warm with my fur during the winter months!

They say I'm good at holding serious and silly conversations with humans and cats alike.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Current music and music artists this kitty is grooving to: Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, Brahms and many more. I find listening to classical music stimulates my brain cells and makes me think deeper and be more creative. The human is into something called metal.

I like Shutter Island with Leonardo DiCaprio! It's a good movie that takes place in an insane asylum, (sort of like this OkCupid site) you don't know who's insane and who's not, what's a hallucination and what's real. Lots of twists and turns in the plot.

Some of my favorite movies: Pulp Fiction, My Cousin Vinny, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Princess Bride, Glory, True Romance, Midnight Run, anything with Robert De Niro is usually good.
The six things I could never do without
My human
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do humans die with biological death or is it what the human beings' mind represents as being human which is immortal?

***Food*** I'll eat just about anything, but won't eat Bizarre foods such as: Brain Tacos, Fried Guinea Pigs, Embryos, Chilled Monkey Brains, eyeball soup.

*Women's Footwear*-I'm noticing a lot of human women wearing sandals and not sure how they do it, as they're not nearly as supportive as sneakers.

**The Physical, Economic and Cultural Decline of America Ever Since the Assassination of J.F.K. and his brother Bobby**-The entire Euro Zone and United States banking system is currently hopelessly bankrupt thanks to decades of "free trade" globalization monetarist policies and gambling in complex toxic derivatives. We need to go back to long term investment in the real physical economy, space technology and exploration.

Getting off this rock and exploring the universe!

In the language section of this site why doesn't it allow me to list "speaks fluently in cat" as a language?

Why doesn't OkCupid allow me to put "has humans" as an option in the My Details section under Pets?

Is reality defined by sense perception or is there something more?

Do today's humans have insight into the future, can they anticipate it?

A society where pets rule, otherwise known as a Pet-triarchy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing with some wine, Netflix, my pet, and possibly you! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tattoo...

Sometimes I assist my human with his grooming before he goes out on a date. I'm an expert groomer after all!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to meet a male who thinks outside the litter box!