http://www.okcupid.com/forum Google this for entrance if it doesn't let you in.
If I stalked you it's most likely due to flagmod or I want to have sex with you, your choice
OK. New rule. If you view my profile and don't at least say hi, I'm going to email you a fart that will overload your scratch-n-sniff card. You're welcome to send a gas attack back, but, I've got a pungent odor block in my spam filter...and don't send any sharp sticks, that's just uncool.
Oh yeah, I thought I'd say this too, it's a poor draft, rather crass, & quite sarcastic: I'm just here for the tests, so if you are a pretty, lithe young woman who wants to have sex with this old geek over and over again until I scream for mercy, you're just at the wrong site. On the other hand, if you want to meet for a geek store shopping spree or go skydiving and dinner or whatever, we can do tests together on my laptop. Or if you're a little old fashioned and want to know my name, politics, work history & stuff before testing I'm up for some long term testing. But remember: I'm old enough to be your father...gasp...much more experienced than you thought possible, more patient and less jealous than younger rivals, and probably wrinkled 'cause I'm so old, so don't even think about trying to get into this nerd's jeans... Honestly I'm just gaming you because you are young & fuckin' with you before you blow me off for riding this ball around the sun more times than you.
Fun new possibility from the "why be normal" department, since the weird sugar daddy thing above isn't working out, how about slavery? I know this won't appeal to many, but it's something you've never done before. I know I haven't ever bought anyone. The twist is that you have to sell yourself, no brokers, but then you get to keep the money. Since you are bound to go up in value while in my possession, I get to keep the money if we decide to sell you again (royal we). Terms are negotiable (I haven't given this much thought). Serious inquires only. Now that I think about it, I've never been sold either, I wonder what that would be like...make me an offer. Or we could be like characters in a surreal movie and play poker for each other...Yeah, I know: slavery and high stakes poker are illegal, but it's OK because I used to have an unlawful badge on my profile.
Love is easy. Sex is harder. I'm sure most women will have a completely opposite view. Women are choosers. Men are gluttons. I've been trying to rationalize that axiom considering that I've been in love thrice but have had sex as many times as I should've. What's not to love?
Same change, different day.
Change that I can believe in may be found at www.thirty-thousand.org . I will give credit to Obama for placing the war on drugs on a back burner. We can not sustain our prison economy, it's past time to treat drug offenses as a social problem, not a criminal problem. The US has 5% of the world's population but 25% of the world's prisoners. What happened to our free country?
I hated Bush before it was cool.
I am underachiever, curious, and quiet