Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Flowers are like having everlasting sunshine in your house.
I go on photobooth when I'm bored and take selfies that I never
show anyone. I hold myself to my own standards, and if I don't meet
yours, I'm okay with that.
I am in a relationship with a great guy. He is my primary, and
first and foremost, you need to be ok with that. If you aren't, not
my problem. Move along. This isn't a request for threesomes,
either, this is me dating other people, and he has the right to do
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to be too much of an idiot while I finish my
I'm also trying to figure out how many jobs I can juggle at once.
At one point, I was up to four, but now I'm down to two.
I also have two dogs, a boxer-husky (maybe?) and an Akita-GSD. If
you send me a message asking what breed my dogs are, you're an
idiot, and I will laugh at you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The internet. Semantics and equivocation. Being a bitch. But hey,
bitches get shit done.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm about 5'10" in my favorite heels. I talk a lot. Also, I hate
unsolicited advice, and I will do my utter best to fuck your shit
up if you try.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I would gladly play pool from sundown to sunup.
I like Urban/Historical Fantasy and Modern/Futuristic AUs.
Currently working on Jules Watson. (I am also of the opinion that
Terry Brooks is a hack.) I'm usually down for a good biography, and
I'm SLOWLY working my way through the classics.
I like action movies a lot, and don't generally like romantic
comedies (although For A Good Time Call... is pretty dope), and I'm
hooked on Vikings, which is awesome, if only because Lagertha is my
Music... I was raised on classic rock, so I'm always down for some
of that, but I listen to most anything that isn't slow and sappy.
My current favs list on Spotify includes AWOLNATION, Kate Nash,
Arctic Monkeys and Beyonce.
I like cooking, but if I'm on my own I'll usually just eat some
rabbit food. Fruit, veggies. Simple, healthy, and easy to vary.
Sushi is the beautiful ray of sunshine that makes life worth
I can't cook desserts at all and that fact saddens me greatly. So I
make desserts that I don't have to cook. Read: I eat raw cookie
dough. Because only pansies get salmonella.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, just like any other human my age. People. A job.
Really that covers it. Does anyone else think this question is
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people report pet pictures. I mean, if there aren't any
pictures of the user, I get it, but COME ON. For real? I actually
like seeing people's pets, someone that owns one of my favorite
breeds is automatically going to get a second glance.
Also, why do you have my answer marked unacceptable if it's the
same as yours? Is it double standards or do you just not understand
how the whole questions part works?
And what qualifies as a BIG tattoo?!?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a bimbo of the highest order. Like, legit Grandmaster status over
here, bow down peons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know where my local BDSM club is, and I've visited. Met some
great people there, if a little strange.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You pick up books for fun. Reading required, though picture books
are acceptable if you are 5 years or younger. The bigger the book,
the better, as heavier books are better for hitting people
And please, think of it this way- if you walked up to me in a
public setting and said out loud what you have in your message, how
would I respond? If I would slap you, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RETHINK
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