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Catbonessf

27 F San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A long time ago i referred to cheap Chinese food i was eating as catbones and the name just stuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Rompers & Champagne
Producing events & fighting poverty because I'm a super good person, duh
I’m really good at
*realizing horrible situations will eventually be funny. Like this one time my house was robbed and the cops said "wow they really messed it up in here!!!" but the burglar really hadn't messed anything up, it was already like that. Oh yeah, i'm messy (but clean!)

*forgetting that I've already looked at your profile so doing it again, a lot, thus making you think I'm a stalker (sorry).

*sneaking in places.
The first things people usually notice about me
how drunk I am. Just kidding (kind of)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
lots of really intellectual pretentious shit sprinkled with reality TV and gossip magazines.

Not limited to:

Nabokov

I just started a book club and we are reading The Sun Also Rises, which is incredible. What should we read next?
Update: now reading Love in the Time of Cholera, but always looking for suggestions.

French and Italian new wave films

I've seen every single episode of SVU (no, you're weird) - crack the case!

I really love music the most in the whole world. Lately I've been listening to some intense noisy shit but also into poppy jamz such as the new Sky Ferreira.
The six things I could never do without
good stories
D-list celebrities
earplugs
locally sourced lunchables
my ID
spellchek
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why no one draws stussys anymore

other OKC names I could have such as:
starfucker
douchemagnet
dyingalone
EatPreyLove
On a typical Friday night I am
I like nerdy shit like settlers of catan and dive bars like the phone booth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my social security number is 614-78-8954

I'm friends with this girl luxie_01

I signed up for 30 free days of hulu plus so I could watch jersey shore
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you aren't my coworker
you will make me a mixtape
you have a dog
you have a friend who wants to double date (see "most private thing i'm willing to admit" section for details)
you aren't a basic bitch
GGG

You probably shouldn't message me if we have less than an 80% match. I'm a strong believer in both the OKC algorithm and the value of a progressive dude.