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37 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31, 2010
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Polish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a famed ice-pick wielding pyscho murderer.
A serial misogynistic womaniser.
Monosyllabic,interlectually challenged bully.
Do NOT introduce me to your parents.
I make an excellent dinner party guest and you can all of the above personas on a bulk discount.

I am behind, you, and treading on ur heels
What I’m doing with my life
Would love to say I'm sticking it to the man, but just like you I get whored out to the highest bidder. The menu's whatever your pleasure, but don't expect me to smile while you're draining the life from me.

Am looking for cool new friends in London, Copenhagen, Paris, New York, Warsaw and Munich. Business makes me travel.
I’m really good at
Sharking sub prime loans to unsuspecting chavs.
Going long when I should be shorting.
Stonewalling instead of empathising.
Wondering where the morning's beauties went on the commute home.
Falling for neurotic women with baggage.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing sense of style or my rakish grin? How my eyes peer into your soul? Or maybe how I tread on your heels because you walk so slow?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Surely you're joking Mr. Feynman, Freakonomics, Cityboy

Movies - I can't think of one that has had any lasting impact on my life.

Music - Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine, The Prodigy, Massive Attack, The Chemical Brothers, Soulwax, DJ Rap, Fat Boy Slim, Armand Van Helden. Oh f**k I'm old, right? ;)

Foods - Anything but pink seafood. Can't stand prawns, crabs, tuna and salmon.
The six things I could never do without
1 - My Minions

2 - Air conditioned office

3 - Morning caffeine

4 - Evening alcohol

5 - My snowboard

6 - and maybe an intelligent companion...

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Blasting it down the slopes in a whirlwind of powder ... how to achieve the outrageous goals I set myself ... how my life could have turned out so different.
On a typical Friday night I am
... generally disappointed by fellow humans and their tendency to urinate and be sick on the streets of London. Yuck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm arrogant, pompous, presumptous, neurotic, insecure. Just like you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are independent, erudite, ambitious enough to set your own goals and brave enough to try and achieve them. You are not satisfied with a quiet life and seek a challenge. You are willing to stand up to me and sometimes give me a kick when I need it.

I don't want a princess with no personality sponging off me... I want a princess that can think for herself.