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28 M Ferndale, MI

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Last Online
Today – 1:12pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Who are you?

Ideally, you're whip smart, confident and not afraid to get your hair mussed. If you can make me laugh and brine you own pickles, you'll own my heart.

You need to be into physical activity. I'm not looking for someone to do couples Cross-Fit with, but you should at least own a pair of running shoes and use them on occasion. Being physically active is a huge part of my identity and I'd like to meet someone that can relate. If you're the type of person that takes the stairs instead of an escalator when given the choice, we should talk.

Adjectives friends would use to describe you: witty, brilliant to bright, sassy, genuine, adventurous, passionate, gregarious, bold, brave, epicurean, classy, refined, hilarious.

So, who the hell am I?

Also, I don't drink alcohol. At all. I know this is a popular past-time the world over, but I've found that I simply have a better time with a clear head and a happy liver. I have zero problem with other people drinking. By all means, go for it. Cheers!

Anyone still reading? Cool. So, I'm 3 months new to the Detroit-area. Career brought me here. I work as a copywriter in the marketing department of an apparel company. My job is to combine words into sentences convincing people to buy things. I enjoy what I do, I like my boss and I get to use the right side of my brain to earn a living.

When I'm not at work, I spend a significant amount of my free time riding bicycles. I ride on the road instead of the sidewalk. I wear Lycra outfits. And I'm a constant pain in your as a motorist. I love my sport of choice more than just about anything else in this world.

Cooking is my other major passion. I'm arguably more skilled with a bike than I am with a chef's knife, but I continue to hone my skills with each plate of food I prepare. I genuinely enjoy cooking for other people and it's likely that I'll cook for you should you give me the opportunity.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping it in a state of good repair.
I’m really good at
I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm really good at anything. But at some point in my life, at least one person has told me that I'm not bad at these things:

The first things people usually notice about me
In order of noticeability:

lack of regard for conventional wisdom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dot coms - reddit, salon, cracked, onion, atlantic, washpo, curbed, jezebel,

Tunes - Radiohead. Fleetwood Mac. Yo La Tengo. Disclosure. DJ Shadow James Murphy. James Taylor. Neil Young. Crosby Stills and Nash. Tribe Called Quest. Eydea & Abilities. El-P. Burial. Washed Out. David Bowie. Daft Punk. Modest Mouse. Matthew Dear. Rhye. Sonic Youth. Mission of Burma. Stereolab. M83. Vitalic. Tame Impala. Dan Deacon. Sunny Day Real Estate. Real Estate. Depeche Mode. The Kinks. Joy Division. New Order. Smashing Pumpkins. And so much more.

Authors: Tom Wolfe. John Updike. Joyce Carol Oates. Hubert Selby Jr. David Sedaris.

Movies by: Cohen Brothers. Terrence Malick. Kubrick. Billy Wilder. Christopher Nolan. Neill Blomkamp. Thomas Payne. Pedro Almodovar. Guillermo del Toro. William Friedkin. David Lynch. Scorsese. Coppola. Darren Aronofsky. James Cameron. And others.
The six things I could never do without
strong coffee
something to read
extra virgin olive oil
chefs knife
groady pair of running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my company's HR department is so inhumane.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for a guy that's funny n' fit.