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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 9
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to LA a little over a year ago to work in music. I'm OG Floridian and although i come from the strangest and most criminal state in the union, i'm still a proud native son. Even though there are a few too many golf cart homicides and oxycontin prescriptions for kids with scraped knees, we all love each other at the end of the day and we show it in our own way (usually with psychosis linked to a meth bender).

ANYWAYS, sorry i get so sentimental, this is supposed to be about me! I am a pretty good guy. I'm great at stuff like hanging out, kicking it, chillaxing, etc. I can converse on most topics with some acumen and my time in the carnival taught me how to be at least a B-list grifter so I have plenty of great stories.

Anyways, im sure this is getting to be #TLDR for Our Lord the Internet so i'll stop gabbing now. Would love to make some new friends and maybe even take a pretty girl out. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being lucky. I'm the luckiest guy alive. I guess that's why I'm on here looking for love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dainty flower
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Adventure Time and I also like the sound of Tony Soprano breathing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Liquid, real cigs, my beard, country western music over easy, Prozac and a DVD of bob ross
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to stick it to the man
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fuck this prompt
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I make cats cry while singing Jolene
You should message me if
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You wanna be a star