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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:57am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Looking for a girl who hates to laugh.

It seems half the people on here are trying to hook-up and the other half are immediately trying to force falling in love. I'm kind of in the middle - just hangout and see what happens organically. I'm looking for friends in this new city more than anything.
Instagram: Caticorn (private but I'll add you)

I am a very dynamic person. I have high highs and low lows and bounce erratically between them. I enjoy deeply left and deeply right-brained activities and prefer crafts that most incorporate both. I'm looking for someone who can keep up more than anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Kitty and I recently drove to Portland from Texas. I just got an awesome house with a sweet shed garage and a garden. I am super psyched for life every day. I am going to school for mechanical engineering with a minor in design.

I like to climb and drive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not talking to people for days at a time

Becoming obsessed with a particular subject and learning every little thing about it

Signal processing/generation



Befriending cats
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Warpaint, The xx, The Mars Volta, Aphex Twin, Glassjaw, Bjork, The Postal Service, the Space Jam theme song, Regina Spektor, MGMT, Portishead, Daughter, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Lamb, Muse, Arcade Fire, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Breakbeat Era

90's alternative, 80's synth pop, a lot of trance and D'n'B from '95-'05. House from all eras, from 80's italo-disco to 90's disco house to modern electro house.

Most recently I've been into 80's revival outrun/electro: Miami Nights 84, ActRazer, LazerHawk, Com Truise, et cetera. It is taking over my life.

Western Traditional: Debussey, Chopin, Philip Glass, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven. Chopin's Etudes and Glass's Metamorphosis go straight to my heart.

I have a thing for soundtracks to movies that I love. Going through my CDs is like seeing a list of my favorite movies.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Drive, Two-lane Blacktop, Fight Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Blade Runner, Pink Flamingos, Children of men, Clerks, Suburbia, anything Quentin Tarantino, anything Wes Anderson.

I'm in love with 80's sci-fi, especially gritty B-movies. Right now my favorite is a movie called The Hidden wherein a space alien comes to Earth to listen to speed metal while killing people with stolen Ferraris.

Books: The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Don't Sleep with Your Drummer, Ender's Game, Hairstyles of the Damned, Neuromancer, Chuck Palahnuik (Invisible Monsters and Choke being my favorites), Carl Sagan, H.P. Lovecraft, Dune, The Never-ending Story

TV: Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Big Cat Diary, QI, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Portlandia, Workaholics

The original American Gladiators is the best TV show in history. Not really up for debate.

Interactive Arts: Gone Home, Half Life 2, Borderlands, Fallout 3, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 7, Portal, Antichamber, Bioshock, Mirror's Edge, too many vintage ones to mention here.

Food: Most things except red meat and seafood, and mushrooms (except for the right kind).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Q-tips (Q-tips omg)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People I love and/or miss
Trans-inclusive intersectional no-wave feminism
Everything else
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a crywank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love my rusty little rattlebucket Miata more than life itself.

I think Reddit is really awful.
You should message me if
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If you are a cat or if your message has meowing or cat puns of any type. Honestly if you don't like cats it's not going to work.

You are a movie and music person.

You get bonus points if you use Linux in any form.

If you voluntarily drive standard you are pretty much in.

You don't have to be a feminist but you cannot be anti-feminist.

You don't have to be a non-believer but I openly ridicule religion.