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27 M Issaquah, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:52pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I've been told this is the part where I talk about myself. Crap. I am a somewhat private person but I like to live like an open book, so here's a bunch of lines to read between:

Mountains and forests are my jam. I'm curious as a cat. Dogs are my kind of people. They are unabashedly themselves and I find this hopelessly endearing and worthy of emulation. I go from grumped to pumped in no time if I see a furpal being a goof. Sometimes we just need someone to run around naked and stick their face on things because you just wouldn't believe how awesome it is right here. Or maybe that's just me.

I get along with most people, and I even put on a friendly face because it's been a part of my job(s), but I find myself sticking with folks who are genuine and down to earth. I'm lucky that I get to enjoy my job for the most part. I get to connect with all sorts of folks and make some of their days a little brighter by listening to them. You wouldn't believe what my customers tell me.
Sometimes I don't.

I'm a bit of an introvert, which basically means I'm cool with listening more than I talk. I'm fairly decent at reading people, but you wouldn't believe how oblivious I can be*. I'm still a little outspoken and I've read people the riot act without thinking. I really dislike rudelords. I have a hard time tolerating the intolerant. The irony of this tickles my ivories.

I love being outside, but I also like to kick back and watch movies and shows and think about the larger picture. I have a wry and dry sense of humor, which occasionally gets me booed by my friends. I like to think my delivery is sweet, but I probably dessert it.

(Ir)relevant stats:
Former goatherd. Slightly ridiculous. Occasionally charming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing what it takes to get me closer to my dreams.

Taking inspiration when it comes, making my own when I can't find any. Keeping an eye out for good people who make the world a better place for everyone to be in. Being impatiently patient.

Tl;dw: School, job, rinse, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, being direct, being human.

Nicking strings on my violin.

Being an awkward turtle. Forgetting my shell.
OR: Being cautious, committing in full.

Getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too.

Hammock camping. My budget. Heck Yes✓

Participating in and/or instigating The Peanut Gallery. When In Rome....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and youthful? I'm quick to smile, generally jovial and jocular, and my boundaries are farther out than most folks'. Except for where they aren't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Words and Ink: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, The Nation, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF, XKCD, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR generally.

Sounds: Here's some of what I'm digging nowish and what I loved in the past, but I listen to most styles of music.

Moving Pictures: Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty.

Food: You had me at hello.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Be Prepared.
-Leave No Trace.
-Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-Don't talk about it, Be about it.
-As Above, So Below.
-Good people
-Being able to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Inputs, Net, Value. Signalling, Selling, Efficiency. Dogs, Land, and Goats. Guides, tools, and goals.

People, history, sociology, economics, The Sciences etc., and the many forces that shape the weird world we have today. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting real paid because I am a boss and getting real paid is what bosses do.

Just kidding, I get paid on Thursdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This all sounds so serious. Why so serious?

*Or maybe you could believe how oblivious I, a male, can be.
XY 4ever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you have an open heart and an open mind.
-you have an idea of what you want from life and aren't afraid of working for it.
-you can excuse a fair amount of bad jokes in light of the occasional great one.
-you know English and aren't afraid to use it.