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I tell a lot of jokes, and sometimes they are actually good. I can be a little too honest, and to avoid this I avoid appearing serious whenever possible. I get a kick out of making people smile and feel good, but I don't mind just listening. Silence is golden, or something like that. I'm not looking to mirror or be mirrored in a relationship. I want to have a complimentary relationship that makes us both better or happier people, even if it only lasts for a short time.
I'm down to earth but I've often got my head in the clouds. I'm easygoing but I can be hard-nosed and willful. I've almost died twice and those experiences have shaped my worldview, for better or worse. I'm curious and occasionally devious... I enjoy playing the devils advocate because I'm fascinated with what it means to be human and I like a good conversation.
This is the part where I admit I'm an outgoing introvert; I love people but sometimes I have this instinctual urge to 'disappear' from everyone to do my own thing. During this time I like to pretend I'm a poet or capable violin player, read, listen to music you probably think is weird, work on whatever project I'm into, or make stupid faces. I'm used to being independent. I'm infamous in my family for having to be looked for during vacations, I've apparently avoided large search parties while exploring my surroundings. I found a really cool hat one time and nobody cared! To this day I don't wear hats.
I probably (eventually) want kids and I definitely want dogs. I like to travel, but I'm confident Washington will remain where I come back to. I think I want to retire to goat farming. I want to build a house with a woodshop and enjoy the fruits of my labor. I like Netflix binges and long outdoor adventures too. I wish I canoed more and I love biking.
Anyway, the rest of it is kind of boring or whatever.