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27 M Issaquah, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 23
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have no flippin idea of how to do this... everything I say sounds so serious. My preferred way to talk about myself is to not. I'd just say things like: Mountains and forests are my jam. I'm curious as a cat. Dogs are my kind of people. But this is just shorthand for I love being outdoors and learning things, and that I'm retarded for dogs. I like the finer things in life but I also believe in "less is more." I love myself, but I'm not in love with myself so tooting my own horn isn't something I want to do, even if this site is all about self-congratulation with a sexy twist.

I took a sideways path to where I am today. I don't have the typical stories of finding myself at college or touring the world because I thought all that was stupid. As it turned out I was just exposed to the wrong crowd... I experienced a lot of different ways of life and tried a few of my own and I've (mostly) figured out what I want out of this life. The lessons I've learned have humbled me, and it's been years since anyone has called me an asshole. I used to be into radical honesty but I've settled for merely being authentic and open.

I try and look for silver linings, or at least a joke to crack. My customers sometimes comment on how positive I seem even when I feel cranky and ready to stop talking and smiling at rudelords who yell at their kids. People be cray. Every pleasure is a delight, every difficulty is an opportunity to learn and grow.

I can be reserved and pensive, but also brash and mindless. I use big words in the middle of vulgar jokes. I like people, but not as much as I would like to. Behind every cynic there is a disappointed optimist. I'm good at hiding in plain sight, people consistently are surprised by my choice of interests and hobbies. Don't judge a book by a cover. Unless you are an official book cover judge, in which case: what are you doing with your life?

(Ir)relevant stats:
Former goatherd. Future nurse. Slightly ridiculous. Occasionally charming.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm doing what it takes to get me closer to my dreams.

Taking inspiration when it comes, making my own when I can't find any. Keeping an eye out for good people who make the world a better place for everyone to be in. Being impatiently patient.

Getting my ducks in a row so everything else falls in place.

Tl;dw: School, work, rinse, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, being direct, being human.

Nicking strings on my violin.

Being wildly atrocious about receiving compliments. Please don't validate me.

Getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too.

Hammock camping. My budget. Heck Yes✓

Having so much fun dancing that people compliment me.. But only really get into electronica (deep house pls)... My great trick is having listened to a flipton of music and having music as a part of my life.

Writing turds and polishing them into shiny-turd states. Wow look at that sheen!
Still sucks.

Participating in and/or instigating The Peanut Gallery. When In Rome....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and youthful? I'm quick to smile, generally jovial and jocular, and my boundaries are farther out than most folks'. Except for where they aren't. Also sometimes I look like I am listening but I'm actually not for one of two main reasons.

All I really know is I grow on people. Which is great because nobody doing online dating expects magic to happen immediately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Words and Ink: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, The Nation, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF, XKCD, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR generally.

Sounds: Here's some of what I'm digging nowish and what I loved in the past, but I listen to most styles of music.

Moving Pictures: Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty.

Food: You had me at hello. I'm a Yelp Elite. People apparently think I am a good writer, but I'll never believe them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Be Prepared.
-Leave No Trace.
-Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-Don't talk about it, Be about it.
-As Above, So Below.
-Good people
-Being able to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke. Or is it the other way around?

People, history, sociology, economics, The Sciences etc., and the many forces that shape the weird world we have today. Blah blah blah blah blah blah

Honestly it's a bunch of crap, I'll go from wondering how to get out of a boring conversation with a weirdo (no I don't want to talk about cell phones or lizard people.) to wondering what kind of stupid joke I can foist on my coworkers and still get them to laugh with me. I also literally think about nothing, which is a great skill. I highly recommend it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting real paid because I am a boss and getting real paid is what bosses do.

Just kidding, I get paid on Thursdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd rather be alone than with people who make me feel lonely.


P.s. I just noticed that my super-hip links don't work on the OKC app. Rekt.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you can excuse a fair amount of bad jokes in light of the occasional great one.
-you know English and aren't afraid to use it.