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Cattasaur

27 Issaquah, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once upon a time, I did the whole "find yourself journey" instead of doing what everyone else was doing. I found that I'm kind of in love with the world. I know where my head is at, and life is (mostly) rad. I'm happy to be where I am because it shows how far I've come. Now I'm playing ketchup.
Get it? Tomato paste.

I tell a lot of jokes, and sometimes they are actually good. I can be a little too honest, and to avoid this I avoid appearing serious whenever possible. I get a kick out of making people smile and feel good, but I don't mind just listening. Silence is golden, or something like that. I'm not looking to mirror or be mirrored in a relationship. I want to have a complimentary relationship that makes us both better or happier people, even if it only lasts for a short time.

I'm down to earth but I've often got my head in the clouds. I'm easygoing but I can be hard-nosed and willful. I've almost died twice and those experiences have shaped my worldview, for better or worse. I'm curious and occasionally devious... I enjoy playing the devils advocate because I'm fascinated with what it means to be human and I like a good conversation.

This is the part where I admit I'm an outgoing introvert; I love people but sometimes I have this instinctual urge to 'disappear' from everyone to do my own thing. During this time I like to pretend I'm a poet or capable violin player, read, listen to music you probably think is weird, work on whatever project I'm into, or make stupid faces. I'm used to being independent. I'm infamous in my family for having to be looked for during vacations, I've apparently avoided large search parties while exploring my surroundings. I found a really cool hat one time and nobody cared! To this day I don't wear hats.

I probably (eventually) want kids and I definitely want dogs. I like to travel, but I'm confident Washington will remain where I come back to. I think I want to retire to goat farming. I want to build a house with a woodshop and enjoy the fruits of my labor. I like Netflix binges and long outdoor adventures too. I wish I canoed more and I love biking.

Anyway, the rest of it is kind of boring or whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't know dude, what is it kids my age are doing these days? Being adults? Oh.
Well I guess ok.

I wish I could say that I still read a lot of books, but I don't. Sorry Grandma*. I kick it with friends or hang out by myself and browse dank memes. Sometimes I actually take myself/the situation seriously, but I usually save that for real life. I have an idea of what I want out of life and I'm working towards those dreams.

I live with my Dad right now because it saves me gobs of money. I'm working while going to school, and still able to save for the future while paying down my debt. If you think this makes me unattractive, so is your face. Zing! I have a Positive Net Worth, ladies.

I like to pretend I am mature and cultured and talk about art and society and science, but then I find myself in conversations about the sublime humor of cartoon butts. C'est la vie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, being direct, being human.

Getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too.

Hammock camping.

Writing bad messages.

My budget.

Other thing which proves my suitability as a mate.

When In Rome....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and youthful? I'm quick to smile, generally jovial and jocular, and my boundaries are farther out than most folks'. Except for where they aren't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sights: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR, Tv-Tropes, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF, XKCD. Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Adam Curtis, David Attenborough, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty.

Sounds: Don't get me started. I love music.

Food: You had me at hello. I'm a Yelp Elite, as if that means anything. I love trying new stuff, even if I act like a baby about it sometimes. Thai/Indian is probably my favorite right now.

P.s. I have discovered that my super-hip links don't work on the OKC app. Rekt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Dogs.
-Be Prepared.
-Good people.
-Leave No Trace.
-Being able to count.
-Art imitating life imitating art.
-Don't talk about it, be about it.
-Being able to laugh at almost anything.
-Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Kindness. Perception. Beauty. Efficiency. Value. Absurdities. Life. What is life like for others? What is it like for me? Why do I always sound so damn serious?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting real paid because I am a boss and getting real paid is what bosses do.

Just kidding, I get paid on Thursdays. Also I work most Fridays. It turns I am not actually a boss.

Hanging with the pals, watching vidjas, playing vidjas. Reading whatevers. Sometimes I like going on adventures. Other times I like to stay at home. You know, modern human stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I guess it would be that it takes me longer than I'd like to be truly comfortable around people. I'm good at faking being not shy, but I'm naturally bashful.

*My Grandma was the greatest. When I was little she taught me how to use the dictionary (a story of it's own) so that I could be more precise (more precisely: less obnoxious) with language. I checked the dictionary a few times in writing this claptrap profile. I'm sure it won't help me, but she'd be proud of me. So... uh...
YOLO?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you know English and aren't afraid to use it.
-if you enjoy human interaction and would like to start interacting, preferably in person.
-if you are ready for your life to get awesome. Date me, and all your dreams will come true.
-if it's okay that all your dreams won't actually come true.