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Cattasaur

27 Issaquah, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mountains and forests are my jam. I'm curious as a cat. Dogs are my kind of people. I feel at ease in nature. I love understanding how and why things happen, even if I have mixed feelings on knowing some of the things I know.

I down to earth but I've often got my head in the clouds. I love leisure, but I know that rest unearned is no rest at all. I'm usually mistaken for someone outgoing, which is a pretty neat trick for someone who is a bit of an introvert- I try not to let shyness get in the way of having a good time with people. At this point in my life I'm happy to continue making connections with great (or at least interesting) people, and hoping The Right Thing finds me.
And if not, I'm already planning on getting a dog . Hayo.

Anyway, the rest of it is kind of boring or whatever. I'm a humanist, a recovering cynic, and sometimes I can actually express myself. This is not one of those times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't know dude, what is it kids my age are doing these days? Being adults? Oh.
Well I guess ok.

Going to school to fill my brain with all kind of nonsense. Hiking, playing violin, and writing to clear my mind. Working whenever I can to pretend I don't have one. And maybe graduate without debt.
Hah.

I wish I could say that I still read a lot of books, but I don't. Sorry Grandma*. I kick it with friends or hang out by myself and browse dank memes. Sometimes I actually take myself/the situation seriously, but I usually save that for real life. I have an idea of what I want out of life and I'm working towards my dreams.

Tl;dw: School, work, rinse, repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, being direct, being human.

Getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too.

Being Slightly Ridiculous.

Hammock camping.

Standing up for myself. Working on knowing when to keep my mouth shut.

When In Rome....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and youthful? I'm quick to smile, generally jovial and jocular, and my boundaries are farther out than most folks'. Except for where they aren't. Also sometimes I look like I am listening but I'm actually not.

From the mouths of others: I can be personable, but also cold. I am kind, but fully capable of assholery. I'm hip to a lot of ish, but I look like I'm square if you settle for assumptions. I don't let everyone in on my private world..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Words and Ink: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR, Tv-Tropes, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF, XKCD.

Moving Pictures: Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Adam Curtis, David Attenborough, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty.

Sounds: Here's some of what I'm digging nowish and some of what I loved in the past, but both are incomplete representatives of what I am/have been into. I love good melodies, music is my jam.

Food: You had me at hello. I'm a Yelp Elite, if that means anything. I love trying new stuff, even if I act like a baby about it sometimes.

P.s. I have discovered that my super-hip links don't work on the OKC app. Rekt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Be Prepared.
-Leave No Trace.
-Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-Don't talk about it, Be about it.
-As Above, So Below.
-Good people
-Dogs
-Being able to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke. Or is it the other way around?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting real paid because I am a boss and getting real paid is what bosses do.

Just kidding, I get paid on Thursdays. Also I work most Fridays. It turns I am not actually a boss.

Hanging with the pals, watching vidjas, playing vidjas. Reading whatevers. Sometimes I like going on adventures. Other times I like to stay at home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*My Grandma was the greatest. When I was little she taught me how to use the dictionary (a story of it's own) so that I could be more precise (more precisely: less obnoxious) with language. I checked the dictionary a few times in writing this claptrap profile. I'm sure it won't help me, but she'd be proud of me. So... uh...
YOLO?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you want to get my attention.
-you know English and aren't afraid to use it.
-other requirements which you are also looking for.
-any of my jokes were funny and you happen to be one of those people who "loves to laugh." I don't know if I can trust someone who doesn't laugh.