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Cattasaur

28 Issaquah, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm down to earth but I dream about life in the clouds. I'm easygoing but I can be stubborn and willful. I tell a lot of jokes, and sometimes they are actually good. I can be a little too honest, and to avoid this I avoid appearing serious whenever possible. I get a kick out of making people smile and feel good, but I don't mind just listening. Silence is golden, or something like that.

I'm a Native Washingtonian and so I'm stereotypically enthusiastic about the outdoors, but I know how to have fun indoors too. I'm an avid cyclist and hiker, and my watch list on Netflix is always growing.

That didn't sound like a summary at all. Take two: I followed my own folly for years. On a farm, painting houses, and working in warehouses when I wasn't running with the not-quite-right crowd. I'm a lot smarter now. Maybe just less stupid. All I have to show for it is this awesome personality and anecdotes I rarely share. I'd be lying if I said I'm not glad for the experience. If you can't enjoy the journey, what's the point of a destination?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't know dude, what is it kids my age are doing these days? Being adults? Oh.
Well I guess ok.

I ride my bike whenever I can. I'm training for the STP. I kick it with friends or hang out by myself and browse dank memes. Sometimes I actually take myself/the situation seriously, but I usually save that for real life. I'm doing what it takes to get into nursing school and fulfill the rest of my dreams.

I like to pretend I am mature and cultured but then I find myself in conversations about the sublime humor of cartoon butts. C'est la vie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being vague, being direct, being human: A coworker wanted to ask me out but thought I might be gay, and in the ensuing conversation she thought I called her Hitler. Being vague has its benefits. I didn't have to say no, and I am still friends with Hitler.

Getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too: My coworkers and customers think I am kind, outgoing, and friendly. They say so to my face. Little do they know I'm secretly an introvert.

Staying fit: I think a 30 mile bike ride is a short ride. I can do over twelve non-consecutive pushups. I own running shoes. Sometimes I even wear them.

Other thing which proves my suitability as a mate: Sometimes coworkers say "you'll make a great husband some day" or "you're the kind of guy I'd want my daughter to date."
Wat. I don't even. People are weird.

When In Rome....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sights: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, This American Life, Radiolab, NPR, Tv-Tropes, M.C. Escher, Salvador Dali, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF, XKCD. Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Moulin Rouge, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Adam Curtis, David Attenborough, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty, Mad Men, Peaky Blinders, The Big Lebowski.

Sounds: Aphex Twin, Autechre, Boards of Canada; Modest Mouse, Animal Collective, Beck; Satie, Debussy, Chopin; Handsomeboy Modeling School, Blockhead, and DJ Rashad, to name just a few.

Food: You had me at hello. I'm a Yelp Elite, as if that means anything. I love trying new stuff, even if I act like a baby about it sometimes. Thai/Indian is probably my favorite right now.

P.s. I have discovered that my super-hip links don't work on the OKC app. Rekt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Dogs.
-Good people.
-"Be Prepared."
-"Leave No Trace."
-Being able to count.
-Art imitating life imitating art.
-"Don't talk about it, be about it."
-Being able to laugh at almost anything.
-"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke. Or is it the other way around?

Kindness. Perception. Beauty. Efficiency. Value. Absurdities. Life. What is life like for others? What is it like for me? Why do I always sound so damn serious?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting real paid because I am a boss and getting real paid is what bosses do.

Just kidding, I get paid on Thursdays. Also I work most Fridays. It turns I am not actually a boss.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am bananas for cycling and I'm not afraid to wear Lycra in public. I'm a strong independent man who don't need no shame.

Also I am growing a beard right now. I'll post a photo when someone actually takes one of me, an event which occurs every 2-3 years.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-if you know English and aren't afraid to use it.
-if you enjoy human interaction and would like to start interacting.
-if you are ready for your life to get awesome. Date me, and all your dreams will come true.
-if it's okay that all your dreams won't actually come true.
-if you are genuine, appreciative, and don't mind me being a goofball from time to time.
-if you like realtalk interlaced with jokes, and dig honesty.