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27 M Issaquah, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:30pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So I've been told this is the part where I talk about myself. Crap. Here's a bunch of lines to read between:

Mountains and forests are my jam. I'm curious as a cat. Dogs are my kind of people. They are unabashedly themselves and I find this hopelessly endearing. I do my best to take people for who they are and I gravitate towards people who aren't afraid of being human, flaws and all. Anyone who has a passion and isn't scared to show it is alright in my book.

I like finding the jokes in whatever situation I find myself in, which sometimes makes me look like a giant butthead. I'm not insensitive, just kind of oblivious sometimes. Oh well. I'd rather be laughing and be seen as immature than take life too seriously. Let us imagine we are bears, in the height of the disco era.
Hey baby, what's ursine?

I have the capacity for highfalutin nonsense and enjoy my "arty-farty" pursuits (which I probably suck at and only do for myself) but at the end of the day, good relationships are what I find important. I grew up as a latchkey kid and so I'm quite accustomed to doing my own thing on my own time, but there is more to life than one's own skin.
I think..

Some time ago I finally figured out what I want out of life, or at least a few goals and plans for it. Now I just have to figure out how to get there.
So it goes.

(Ir)relevant stats:
Former goatherd. Playful rogue. Slightly ridiculous. Occasionally charming.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm doing what it takes to get me closer to my dreams. I am on my way to a title full of acronyms, and daydreaming about a life that is not yet mine.

I went on this self-discovery/improvement kick [x] years ago and it payed off in ways I couldn't have foreseen. It led me to explore the world and now I'm in love with it. Eating new foods, trying new things in new places, hiking and bikingliving as much as possible. Never mind the people who don't watch for bicyclists when making turns. Generally trying to squeeze the most out of the time I have on this goofy planet.

I'm hoping to find people who are also curious about the world around them, and want to make it a better place. Not afraid to challenge or be challenged, someone to grow with. Eternally young at heart, 'cause ain't nobody got time for eternally self-serious grumps. Oh and a romantically involved partner would be cool too.

I'm finding that balance between responsibility and that specter of my Ideal Life; pushing myself to reach higher but remembering to find time for myself and my dreams- expression (connection), knowledge, and the pursuit of passion.

So on and so forth.
Tl;dr: School, rinse, repeat.
I’m really good at
Being vague, being direct, being human.

Nicking strings on my violin, forgetting what I was talking about, getting dogs to like me. Sometimes people too.

Participating in and/or instigating The Peanut Gallery. When in Rome....
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot, and sometimes I mishear things pretty comically. Funny for other people. I die every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Words: Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Raymond Carver, David Sedaris, Laozi, Thich Nhat Hanh, Jared Diamond, The Economist, The Nation, Bill Watterson, Berkeley Breathed, Gary Larson, SMBC, PBF.

Sounds: I like too much music to narrow it down, this would be a massive block of text if I went for it. Here's some of what I'm digging nowish, but I listen to most styles of music.

Moving Pictures: Adventure Time, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine, Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Wizard of Oz, Princess Bride, Monty Python, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, King of the Hill, Daria, ER, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Rick and Morty.

Food: You had me at hello.
The six things I could never do without
-Be Prepared
-Leave No Trace
-Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
-The Other
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am, where I'm going, where I've been. How life is too serious to not be a joke, or is it the other way around? How can I get people to laugh? How can I get myself to not?

People, history, sociology, economics, The Sciences etc., and the many forces that shape the weird world we have today. Blah blah blah
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you have an open heart and an open mind.
-you know English and aren't afraid to use it.