My cat is really important to me.
While I put my orientation as "straight" above, I want to mention how much I HATE HATE HATE how OKCupid defines that crap. I'm really more of a polycatamorous pseudo-semi-queer sub/dom 50/50 split.
Ugh, these are the worst to fill out.
If you wrote anywhere in your profile that you have "trust issues," please do not message me. Seriously.
Unless you think my cat is cute.
Which reminds me, can you assholes who keep flagging the pictures of my cat because she is "not me" stop? She represents me and it is very, very important that anyone I might connect with like her. So stop.