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Cauda

24 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm in a casual but exclusive relationship at the moment. If you want to be friends then that's neat. If you want more than that, I'm not your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I'm a [computer engineer] / [loose cannon] that [computes things on computers] / [doesn't play by the rules]. By night, I'm usually asleep because the loose cannon thing leaves me tuckered out.

I helped found a non-profit corporation / comedy troupe dedicated to keeping kids involved with the arts in my hometown. We wrote a play and performed it for a bunch of people. I was great.

I was against traveling as a child because my parents and I had very different opinions on what is and isn't fun. Now that I'm an adult I'm understanding how great new places really are. I can't get enough.
I’m really good at
My thumbs are great at getting jammed whilst attempting to set a volleyball.

My vocabulary includes Spelling Bee caliber words after a night of drinking.

I've slowly mastered the art of fixing my parents' computer using the tried and true "turn it off and on again" method.

Singing loudly in the car (it's my fallback career).

On a more serious note, I'm great at cheering people up when they need it. I'll generally do everything in my power to keep my friends' spirits high.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually holding a beer and telling a series of increasingly bad jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Lord of the Rings, Of Mice and Men, Flowers for Algernon, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Space Jam: A Novelization.

Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Oldboy, The Matrix, Inception, Lars and the Real Girl, Walk Hard, The Shawshank Redemption, The Mist, Hot Rod, and Space Jam.

Doctor Who, House of Cards, Scrubs, House MD, Lost, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Parks and Recreation, and Archer.

The Dear Hunter, Muse, Circa Survive, Protest the Hero, Anathallo, The Avett Brothers, Ludo, As Tall as Lions, La Dispute, The Civil Wars, Manchester Orchestra, and the Space Jam Soundtrack.

Taco Bell is my soul food. My infatuation with string cheese is somewhat worrying.
The six things I could never do without
1. Sarcasm
2. V-Necks and Cardigans
3. IPAs
4. The ability to eat as much gluten as is humanly possible
5. My guitar
6. Puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How sick this year's Puppy Bowl is going to be.

Update: How fucking right was I?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out drinking with friends or wrapped up in the greatest blanket you could ever imagine watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a child, I grabbed a heap of fried okra at a buffet, thinking that it was fried orca. I have never been more disappointed in my life.

I accidentally said something wasn't fetch on a date once.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you don't mind that I sometimes go through phases where I attempt to grow a beard (like right now).

If you have a corgi. I cannot stress this enough.