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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 1
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Recent-ish convert to Brooklyn, pursuing comedy, improv and acting both as a student and on the side. Basically everybody's worst nightmare of who moves here. Bah, tell me about yourself!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Improviser (spell-check confirms that is not a word or an actual life plan) and sketch writer, mainly through the UCB. Currently your favorite rude barista, soon to be that weird manager.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing they won't let anybody do, at least not at the moment. Trying to refine a few of my skillz. The aforementioned Acting/Improv/Comedy. Karaoke I guess? Not enough to pay for it though. (I might be down for one of those pods you have to rent up here. When in Rome)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes? Probably beard actually, or lack of beard, or impending beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Really into podcasts, both comedy and current events.

As for movies, you can bet I like the old classic stand-bys as much as anybody (by which I mean my actual favorite movie is a tie between The Rock and Con Air).

LCD Soundsystem, Drive By Truckers, The Hold Steady, The Strokes, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Jens Lekman, M83, Portugal the Man, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Warren Zevon, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Tom Waits.

Kind of a ridiculously slow reader of things not on the internets. Still stuck in a New Journalism and historical biography phase. Trying to read more new fiction for sure. I'd be down for a Book Club.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's Hierarchy.
Okay that's seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if Sir Mix-a-Lot saying "I like big butts and I cannot lie" is actually meant to express two completely unrelated things about him?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a comedy show in front of bar people who think it's Whose Line is It Anyway and that it's their line. Or getting turned away at the Times Square Red Lobster.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I pray to no one in particular, but only about the littlest things. If I have an idea of god at all it's definitely just Mr. Feeny from Boy Meets World.
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