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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–41
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 12, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm 38 and have lived in Portland for the past 10 years but I just moved. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna take a trip this spring, either Central America or Prague. After that I'm going to Alaska to work for the summer. I'm kinda on here mainly to find someone to hang out with once a while park walk, coffee, drink. I like projects, houses, traveling, reading, recording music, soding irons, circuit bending, arts and crafts, welding, glass blowing and crazy women. I support myself by fishing in AK, and making glass pipes. I have been a glass pipe maker and glass blower for about 15 years off and off. I have a black lab named Lou who is almost 5 1/2 and he is good little dog. I eat mostly a vegan diet but I figure to each his/her own.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just moved from Portland after living there 10 years, I'm kinda just taking things easy right now.
I’m really good at
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Making up nasty raps.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have read all the Happy Potter books and I did realize that they were more suited to teenagers but oh well, loved Songs of Fire and Ice books, Tolkins; right now I'm reading on some John Irving, Cormac McCarthy, my first Chuck Palahniuk book(Choke and its pretty funny), also Khaled Hosseini and Stephen King. I'll read pretty much anything if its good.

I like too many bands to list, from No Means No, to Ratatat, I have a pretty open taste and I'm always trying to hear new stuff.

My favorite directors are: Coen Bros, Wes Anderson, David O Russell, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jim Jarmusch, and probably a few more too. I also like Sci-fi stuff, Harry Potter, stuff with outer space like I thought that Gravity was awesome. Vince Vaughan can be funny, I like old Adam Sandler movies("Want to toch the hinney.."), Ben Stiller is pretty funny too.

Been watching way too much TV/Netflix lately: I love The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Vikings is shaping up to be pretty good, House of Cards(getting ready to watch the new second season, loved the first), Tosh.O makes me laugh pretty bad, @midnight is funny too. Then there is stuff like: The Universe, Best Ink, Daily Show, Keeping up with the Kardashians(God, I can't believe that I have actually watched this show and even more so that I'm admitting it, what can I say, I've been bored and cable is sort of a new thing for me.), and of course all the awesome advertising that comes along with it, yay!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog
My guitar
New experiences
A project
A goal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, 'Depends'. What I mean is like: I put on 'depends' adult diapers and then i drink until I wet myself... Depends...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think if I drink enough Ill probably pretty much spill the beans about anything, even that time I woke up in Key West, half way inside a dumpster with a sore ass.
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If you are completely crazy.