What I've discovered about myself in writing this profile is that I'm a mixture of deep humility and runaway egotism.

So, line forms to the right.
(Egotistical or self-effacing? Depends how you read it. Lets call it an OkCupid inkblot test.)

Traveling and learning as much as possible between bouts of career growth.

Making lists of things I'm good at, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Eyes, smile, height, shoes... the giant parrot on my shoulder.

Richard Branson's Losing My Virginity was the first book to really inspire me early in my career. Italian food was the first to inspire me to cook. Ferris Bueller's Day Off was the first movie to inspire me to live every day (and miss a lot of school). Beyond that, too many books, movies, shows, foods, etc. to list.

Moving pictures, airplanes, my eyes, dry humor, water, an internet connection

You don't take life too seriously and are up for spontaneous adventures.