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25 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 18
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am made of bones and holes and meats. I live and breathe and pretend I know what I'm doing. In my apathy I become a compliant component of a malevolent theocratic patriarchy.

I have kind of a weird name.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently "working" as a Stand Up Comic. I absolutely love what I do and don't plan on stopping ever - making people laugh is my life's passion; my reason for being.

Social justice/feminism means a lot to me, so if I can find some way to work that into my career/life plans that would be really swell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Modesty. And videogames. Mostly videogames. I'm better at Pokemon than you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to think people notice that I'm easy to talk to and a world-class listener, but they probably just notice my glasses. Or my ass, if they're looking at me from the other side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm currently reading The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters. Google it, because hooooly fuck.

Movies: I really enjoy anything purposefully or accidentally over-the-top, like Hackers or anything involving The Muppets.

Shows: Arrested Development, Community, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Adventure Time, The Daily Show, King of the Hill, Workaholics Heat Vision and Jack, Gravity Falls, Harvey Birdman, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Kids in the Hall, Orange is the New Black, etc etc etc dark/weird comedies.

Music: I like a lot of instrumental stuff, jazz and chiptunes, but never really anything specific. Stupid, cheesy-as-fuck/80s hair metal is forever my jam. I can't take lyrics seriously to save my life.

Food: Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's a skull almost directly underneath my face and it's super gross. You can kind of feel it through my cheeks if you want to; if you're in to that. Skulls.
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