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CelebrityDog

33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Made of starstuff.

I kind of like ok cupid moderation more than ok cupid.

I've broken all the glasses in my photos. Whoops.
What I’m doing with my life
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I like to play the banjo and read books and pet my dog.

Biking, making things, fixing things, fixing bikes, drawing comics, bannanagrams, things in coffee cups, reading about stuff, going to shows, watching comedy, junk tv, good tv.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I tend to get excited about what people around me are excited about.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my dog, I get it, he's cute. He's way cooler than me. You'll probably want to date him too.

People tell me I'm funny. I think they're funny too. I hope you're funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all these things and talk about them at length. I read some, I like talking about it. I like watching movies I thought were cool when I was 16 to see what I feel about them now.

True stories, Rushmore, any Errol Morris, or any Cohen brothers movie anytime. Or any biography about any old, dead, depressed or sickly folk musician or singer songwriter.

Flannery oconnor, woody Guthrie, Robert penn warren, Marquez, David foster Wallace, moby dick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hobart the dog and 5 fingers to pet HIM!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Biking. Historical Anarchy Cornell west. Ammon hennacy. Dorothy Day.

I like Eugene Debs, Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie.

Ring the bells that still can ring.

All of the time, that it takes just for talkin'.

People who only read non-fiction because it's "true".

clear goals and limited choices.

There are worse things than being alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fabricating copies of your etsy items. Lots of stuff.

I'm more interested In your Sunday mornings. Harpers, coffee, records podcasts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Space Camp.
You should message me if
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You think I'm hawt.

If you say you like 'adventures' but really just mean you want to go to bars and stand around. Meh I'll pass. I mean, I'll go to the bar and stand around, but lets call it what it is.

If you want to go on a bike trip that ends tomorrow.