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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23-42
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 5, 2013
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a chemist, I work weird hours, I have four cats (Herman Meow-Ville, Meow-Ssollini, Cat-Imir Putin, and Meow Zedong). I was born in Bordeaux, but I moved to Seattle when I was young. Sorry, people, no more sexy French accent. I like meat, I have a snaggletooth, I don't have much knowledge for the arts and I really don't care to. I like starting debates, especially about religion and science. I tend to be rather hot-headed and impatient too.

Okay, I'm not here to hook up, find my true love, or anything like that. Just looking for people to chat with. Also, and I'm sure all of you are wonderful, but I don't really want to meet any of you in real life. It would just be weird to me. So yeah, let's just keep this online.

Also, if you send me pictures of your privates, I'll assume, because I'm in the medical field, that you have some sort of infection that you are curious about. Well, I'm not that kind of doctor. But I will send you an extremely detailed and graphic description of whatever disease I think you have. So keep it in your pants/shirt.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work, drink whiskey, I browse the Internet, I play with my cats, and sometimes I do boxing.
I’m really good at
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Logic, science, math, and crossword puzzles .
The first things people usually notice about me
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My intelligence, my rather twisted sense of hunor, and my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Korn, steak, whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Science, whiskey, cigarettes, cats, the Internet, my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chemistry, my cats, math.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not really private, but I'm a little chubby.
You should message me if
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You want to chat with a cat-loving scientist who works nights in a hospital.