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CellarBoy

42 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Thai (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Just to be clear right out the gates...Cellarboy is not in reference to an underground brick room where I like to tie, or be tied up in. We're talking wine cellars people, relax. :D**

So I have one of these digital picture frames at work that is in desperate need of a lovely lady to occupy it's memory, and leave wandering eye co-workers in awe.

**PREREQUISITE: To be considered for this position, this lovely lady needs to be crazy easy on the eyes, as I will be admiring that face several times throughout the day.

***TAKE NOTE!!! I did not say Crazy, and easy on the eyes. Nope...I said crazy easy on the eyes, as in radiant. I have had my share of crazy, and I'd just as soon avoid it this time around. Sound good? THANKS.

That being said, I am seeking like minded individuals that want to explore this amazing world we live in, and are eager to make a difference in this world. I may be the only person here that is paying attention to the friends percentage as well as the match. However, these percentages don't define us.

Side note: if you would like some photography done for your profiles, hit me up! I would love to show off your beauty and maybe play a small role in your quest for love!

Regarding my own quest, I am proceeding with much caution with a bar that has been risen possibly higher than it should be, but settling isn't fair for either of us.

Now that I have the brutal honesty out of the way, I AM the most amazing person you will meet on this site, but I'm sorry, I just don't do autographs. :)
Other fella's have better bods, higher income, fancier materials...no doubt...the grass is always greener for the bourgeois!
However if any of the following brands blow your proverbial skirts up, you can just refer to me as Mr. Knight.

Breakfast maker while you sleep more.
Oil Changer of your car so you don't get your lovely nails dirty.
Toilet seat flipper downer.
Door Holder *duh*
Male clothes shopper for when you don't have a gay friend handy. :P
Towel grabber when you are stuck in the shower w/out one.
Toilet paper changer.
Medicine man when you are sick.
Cook....anytime.
Glass of water getter after "Hot Yoga"
Towel grabber after "Hot Yoga"
("hot Yoga" being a creative metaphor here for something a little more intimate)
Smile maker when you have the yuk's.
Driver of vehicles so you can text freely and not kill us both. :)
Tent builder.
Fire stoker.
S'more builder.
Patient coach of various boarding activities.
Best PB&J maker.
Gym buddy.
Kisser of sore body parts to make them better.
Accountability buddy for your fast food cravings, if any.
Shoulder to cry on, whenever you need it.
Ear to listen, whenever you need it.
Tissue grabber for said shoulder.
Chest for you to punch when your boss isn't available.
Sushi buddy.
Encyclopedia of crazy useless trivia, news, and correct spelling.
Laugh maker.
Warm snuggler when you are freeeeeeeeezing...even if your toes are ice cold....I'll be there.
Planner of weekend road trips to get the f out of town.
Take the kids (when applicable) to schooler.
General handyman around the house. LOVE it.
Designer of your custom bathroom.
Hot tub buddy (sounds good right now, doesn't it??!!)
Watcher of sappy lovey chicky flickies.
Planner/co-planner of all nights out involving live music.
Finder of new and unique establishments to water our whistles.
Bringer of the rear when we enter a room for two reasons.
1. You compliment me immensely and I want everyone to know it.
2. I'll make sure your dress doesn't get caught in the door. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm somewhat of a Jack of many trades. I work for an incredible aerospace company with soooo much room for me to grow, and I look forward to the growth. When I am not there, I design and build custom wine cellars (hence the name). When I am not covered in saw dust, I am behind a camera. I am also an ordained minister scheduled to marry my two best friends this fall in Hawaii. I am the most controversial minister you will ever meet! Ha! When none of those apply, I am shopping, working out at the gym, on a board of various sorts, swinging at a little white ball, or sampling a new Malbec...or a Pinot....or a Sangiovese....orrrr.....

To sum it up, I am a sponge for information, constantly growing/evolving both mentally and physically. If you are the type that is stagnant, content with life, afraid of challenging yourself, or a couch lover, we are likely just friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking better questions than this website.
Making people feel good.
Being a friend...though there is always room for improvement.
Designing stuff.
Figuring out how to make something I see in a store.
Meeting new and interesting people in new and interesting places.
Finding kick ass parking spots.
Not being bored.
Making sure you aren't either.
Road trips.
Turning my imagination into a reality.
Figuring out how to fit sushi into the Paleo plan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile.
I'm crazy cool.
Laughing is always nearby.
I'm not as intimidating as you think I look.
All kids love me.
All dogs love me.
All moms love me.
I'm not conceited.
(Still smiling)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious elements we need to survive....
In no specific order of importance:
1. Wine
2. Friends/Family
3. Love/Intimacy
4. Laughs/Smiles
5. Knowledge
6. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning getaways, events, get togethers, new places to explore!

Wanna go?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chris. As opposed to Saturday thru Thursday where I pronounce it Chris. Can you hear the difference? Me neither.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am straight, and I LOVE shopping clothes with the opposite sex.

WILD, I KNOW!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to chest bump with the mayor of awesometown. Ok, maybe just a pound until we get to know each other better.

(None of the preceding text was meant as a sexual reference...though looking back, it really sounds like it! Haha.)