Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Just to be clear right out the gates...Cellarboy is not in
reference to an underground brick room where I like to tie, or be
tied up in. We're talking wine cellars people, relax. :D**
**PREREQUISITE: To be considered for this position, this lovely
lady needs to be crazy easy on the eyes, as I will be admiring that
face several times throughout the day.
***TAKE NOTE!!! I did not say Crazy, and easy on the eyes. Nope...I
said crazy easy on the eyes, as in radiant. I have had my share of
crazy, and I'd just as soon avoid it this time around. Sound good?
That being said, I am seeking like minded individuals that want to
explore this amazing world we live in, and are eager to make a
difference. I may be the only person here that is paying attention
to the friends percentage as well as the match. However, these
percentages don't define us.
Regarding my own quest, I am proceeding with much caution with a
bar that has been risen possibly higher than it should be, but
settling isn't fair for either of us.
Now that I have the brutal honesty out of the way, I AM the most
amazing person you will meet on this site, but I'm sorry, I just
don't do autographs. :)
However if any of the following brands blow your proverbial skirts
up, you can just refer to me as Mr. W. Knight.
Breakfast maker while you sleep more.
Oil Changer of your car so you don't get your lovely nails
Toilet seat flipper downer.
Door Holder *duh*
Male clothes shopper for when you don't have a gay friend handy.
Towel grabber when you are stuck in the shower w/out one.
Toilet paper changer.
Medicine man when you are sick.
Glass of water getter after "Hot Yoga"
Towel grabber after "Hot Yoga"
("hot Yoga" being a creative metaphor here for something a little
Smile maker when you have the yuk's.
Driver of vehicles so you can text freely and not kill us both.
Patient coach of various boarding activities.
Best PB&J maker.
Kisser of sore body parts to make them better.
Accountability buddy for your fast food cravings, if any.
Shoulder to cry on, whenever you need it.
Ear to listen, whenever you need it.
Tissue grabber for said shoulder.
Chest for you to punch when your boss isn't available.
Encyclopedia of crazy useless trivia, news, and correct
Warm snuggler when you are freeeeeeeeezing...even if your toes are
ice cold....I'll be there.
Planner of weekend road trips to get the f out of town.
Take the kids (when applicable) to schooler.
General handyman around the house. LOVE it.
Designer of your custom bathroom.
Hot tub buddy (sounds good right now, doesn't it??!!)
Watcher of sappy lovey chicky flickies.
Planner/co-planner of all nights out involving live music.
Finder of new and unique establishments to water our
Bringer of the rear when we enter a room for two reasons.
1. You compliment me immensely and I want everyone to know
2. I'll make sure your dress doesn't get caught in the door. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm somewhat of a Jack of many trades. I work for an incredible
aerospace company with soooo much room for me to grow, and I look
forward to the growth. When I am not there, I design and build
custom wine cellars (hence the name). When I am not covered in saw
dust, I am behind a camera. I am also an ordained minister, who is
now responsible for two happy couples out there. One such couple
are my two best friends, yes, it is possible for a man to have a
female bestie that he is not sexually attracted to. When none of
those apply, I am shopping, working out at the gym, on a board of
various sorts, swinging at a little white ball, or sampling a new
Malbec...or a Pinot....or a Sangiovese....orrrr.....
To sum it up, I am a sponge for information, constantly
growing/evolving both mentally and physically. I'm just about done
with my BA in Project Mgmt...and am anxious to see where this road
leads me! If you are the type that is stagnant, content with life,
afraid of challenging yourself, or a couch lover, we are likely
Also, I'm a part time caregiver for my Dad who had an unfortunate
accident a few years back that left him paralyzed to a wheelchair.
I carefully balance my life around all of the above, my
relationships, and a few days a month with my family. My brothers,
Mom, and I make it work as best we can. It's not an ideal
situation, I would give anything to have my Dad back to his old
self again, but these are the cards we're dealt. If you have ANY
issue with this, please move on. My family is a priority, as I
expect yours to be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking better questions than this website.
Making people feel good.
Being a friend...though there is always room for improvement.
Figuring out how to make something I see in a store.
Meeting new and interesting people in new and interesting
Finding kick ass parking spots.
Not being bored.
Making sure you aren't either.
Turning my imagination into a reality.
Figuring out how to fit sushi into the Paleo plan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm crazy cool.
Laughing is always nearby.
I'm not as intimidating as you think I look.
All kids love me.
All dogs love me.
All moms love me.
I'm not conceited.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list is endless, really.
Currently reading "Eat bacon, Don't Jog". Interesting stuff!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious elements we need to survive....
In no specific order of importance:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning getaways, events, get togethers, new places to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chris. As opposed to Saturday thru Thursday where I pronounce it
Chris. Can you hear the difference? Me neither.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am straight, and I LOVE shopping clothes with the opposite
WILD, I KNOW!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to chest bump with the mayor of awesometown. Ok, maybe
just a pound until we get to know each other better.
(None of the preceding text was meant as a sexual
reference...though looking back, it really sounds like it! Haha.)
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