So I have one of these digital picture frames at work that is in desperate need of a lovely lady to occupy it's memory, and leave wandering eye co-workers in awe.
**PREREQUISITE: To be considered for this position, this lovely lady needs to be crazy easy on the eyes, as I will be admiring that face several times throughout the day.
***TAKE NOTE!!! I did not say Crazy, and easy on the eyes. Nope...I said crazy easy on the eyes, as in radiant. I have had my share of crazy, and I'd just as soon avoid it this time around. Sound good? THANKS.
That being said, I am seeking like minded individuals that want to explore this amazing world we live in, and are eager to make a difference in this world. I may be the only person here that is paying attention to the friends percentage as well as the match. However, these percentages don't define us.
Side note: if you would like some photography done for your profiles, hit me up! I would love to show off your beauty and maybe play a small role in your quest for love!
Regarding my own quest, I am proceeding with much caution with a bar that has been risen possibly higher than it should be, but settling isn't fair for either of us.
Now that I have the brutal honesty out of the way, I AM the most amazing person you will meet on this site, but I'm sorry, I just don't do autographs. :)
Other fella's have better bods, higher income, fancier materials...no doubt...the grass is always greener for the bourgeois!
However if any of the following brands blow your proverbial skirts up, you can just refer to me as Mr. Knight.
Breakfast maker while you sleep more.
Oil Changer of your car so you don't get your lovely nails dirty.
Toilet seat flipper downer.
Door Holder *duh*
Male clothes shopper for when you don't have a gay friend handy. :P
Towel grabber when you are stuck in the shower w/out one.
Toilet paper changer.
Medicine man when you are sick.
Glass of water getter after "Hot Yoga"
Towel grabber after "Hot Yoga"
("hot Yoga" being a creative metaphor here for something a little more intimate)
Smile maker when you have the yuk's.
Driver of vehicles so you can text freely and not kill us both. :)
Patient coach of various boarding activities.
Best PB&J maker.
Kisser of sore body parts to make them better.
Accountability buddy for your fast food cravings, if any.
Shoulder to cry on, whenever you need it.
Ear to listen, whenever you need it.
Tissue grabber for said shoulder.
Chest for you to punch when your boss isn't available.
Encyclopedia of crazy useless trivia, news, and correct spelling.
Warm snuggler when you are freeeeeeeeezing...even if your toes are ice cold....I'll be there.
Planner of weekend road trips to get the f out of town.
Take the kids (when applicable) to schooler.
General handyman around the house. LOVE it.
Designer of your custom bathroom.
Hot tub buddy (sounds good right now, doesn't it??!!)
Watcher of sappy lovey chicky flickies.
Planner/co-planner of all nights out involving live music.
Finder of new and unique establishments to water our whistles.
Bringer of the rear when we enter a room for two reasons.
1. You compliment me immensely and I want everyone to know it.
2. I'll make sure your dress doesn't get caught in the door. ;)