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Cellenkijker

30 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of guy who would spend an hour writing his "self-summary" only to scrap the whole thing and replace it with a lame attempt at self-referential humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an M.D. I'm in my fourth and final year of residency in pathology, and I've accepted a fellowship in pediatric pathology at Texas Children's Hospital for 2015-16. Outside of work, my favorite things to do are watch movies, read philosophy, and lift weights.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning phrases, playing devil's advocate, following Chicago sports teams when they're in the playoffs and pretending I've been paying attention all season long (go Hawks!), helping people recover their trains of thought, finding H. pylori organisms in gastric biopsies, putting together IKEA furniture, answering pub quiz questions about Mel Gibson movies, singing karaoke (see my picture!), making mixtapes, and coming up with dares in games of Kings.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People who guess my age upon first meeting me tend to guess low. Those who guess after we've talked for a while tend to guess high.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These lists are by no means exhaustive.

Fiction: Don Quixote, Madame Bovary, the Alice books (really anything by Lewis Carroll), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Brothers Karamazov, Herzog, Sabbath's Theater

Non-fiction: The Selfish Gene (Richard Dawkins), Good Calories, Bad Calories (Gary Taubes), The Blank Slate (Steven Pinker), The Atheist's Guide to Reality (Alex Rosenberg), A Mencken Chrestomathy

Movies: Duck Soup, Dr. Strangelove, Barton Fink, Goodfellas, The Thin Red Line

TV: Peep Show/That Mitchell and Webb Look, Arrested Development, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock

Music: The Cure, Stereolab, Ween, Boards of Canada, DJ Shadow, The Flaming Lips, Pavement, Nirvana, Radiohead, De La Soul

Food: Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family and friends
2) Phone/iPad/Internet
3) Books
4) My rooftop
5) My cat, Milo
6) Trader Joe's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Blue Barracudas, the Silver Snakes, the Green Monkeys, the Orange Iguanas, the Purple Parrots, and the Red...wait, don't tell me...damn it!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either I'm at home reading a book or I'm out having fun with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I was five inches taller. That magic number "6" opens a lot of doors.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy fast-paced, intelligent conversation over coffee--and if you think you can keep up with me--then you should definitely message me. Bonus points if you have a dry sense of humor and aren't easily grossed out. (Google "pathology" if you're wondering why that's important to me.) Double bonus points if you're attractive, sweet, and genuine.