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CelticYakuza89

24 M Sandy, UT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a nerd, I can be weird/odd. I embrace it. Not ashamed to admit it. And I'm looking for someone with like interests.

Just to warn you, I've been told by many people I'm extremely honest. Gets me in trouble sometimes. I'm not judgmental. I like to handle things on my own, but am not afraid to turn to my friends and family when a hurdle turns to something much bigger than anticipated. I make acquaintances easily, but have very few good friends I speak to. I'm good with people but I'm not very social.

I love to laugh and have fun, I'm goofy at times.
This site makes me sound more serious than I really am. Haha.

I have put smoking but to be completely honest I haven't touched a cigarette in 3 months. I vape. Electronic cigarettes. Some say its just as bad for you. In reality its much different. Since my transition I've actually felt better, breathe easier, and have lost weight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working for a health insurance company governed by Medicare. Enjoying the little things. And trying to back into school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking things apart and putting them back together (works most of the time), designing/creating things mechanical.

Helping my friends out of a jam.

I also do a mean Russian accent. Can't count how many times I've fooled people at a party or other social get together.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my beard. It can be groomed or wild depending on the day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
literature: anything jeff shaara, john steakly, arkady and boris strugatsky, dmitry glukhovsky.
“in the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the blugdeonings of chance, my head is bloody, but unbowed.”

movies: anything horror, comedy, action, horror, it goes on and on. Don't really have any favorites.

TV: HIMYM, psych, community.

music: rock (anything from in flames to van halen, the clash to tool, getting back into metal) and dubstep EDM and d'n'b(deadmau5, nero, skrillex, Camo&Krooked, Subfocus, Pendulum, and so on and so on and so on.)
used to play the violin, drums and guitar. I'll listen to anything.

food: I'll try anything once. italian and asian. Trying to eat healthier though.

coffee late at night for no reason.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my good friends, my car, caffeine, I'm not a morning person. Ha. I know that's not six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm the cat curiosity killed. I think way too much usually.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with friends, at my favorite bar, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a private person. Ask!
You should message me if
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you feel like it. I'm an open book, granted some of the pages have fallen out and the rest is in horrible hand-writing, but I'm an open book.