Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm hoping to meet someone who likes to laugh and is open and
honest about who he is. I'm not looking for perfection. I don't
have unreasonable expectations and I try not to judge people. As
long as you're willing to talk about your likes, dislikes and what
you're looking for and we have some things in common, I will be
happy to get to know you better. I am looking for a real, long term
relationship. Not casual dating, friendship or sex. It's very
important that you live within an hour of me. Otherwise a
relationship is not realistic. If you don't please be willing to
move in the very near future. My home and career are here in SC so
I cannot move out of state. So if you live more than an hour away
or in another state and you're not willing to move please don't
message me. Thanks. I do date White guys, so feel free to stop by
and say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm working with children with Autism Spectrum Disorders
and pursuing board certification as a Behavior Analyst. But I have
plenty of time left over to share with a special person. Now if I
could just find him... :-).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing. Yes, I'm that girl sitting on the bench at 6 Flags
giggling at people walking by. But seriously, you know some people
want to be comic relief. Why else would they wear that? Or do that?
But I like making other people laugh, too. So if I see something
worth giggling about, I'll be sure to point it out to you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes (very intelligent of course :-) and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love horror movies and books. Anything with Zombies and Vampires
and I'm there. They say the way to a man's heart is through his
stomach. The way to my heart is through The Walking Dead. Any Dead
will do. Undead, too. And of course, the entire Saw series. And
anything Paranormal. If you can finish this poem I might possibly
marry you: One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys
got up to fight...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Traveling. I get extremely bored hanging around the same town for
months. I try to fix that problem by going to a different town at
least once a month for a long weekend. Clear Augusta out of my head
for a while. Who's ready for a cruise??
Horror movies. Gotta have 'em! What good is being alive if you
don't have the dead to compare yourself to?
Laughing. Yes, I live alone, but I have no problem laughing and
being completely silly by myself.
Cool people around. I'm hoping to find a cool guy lost in all the
cool people. Even though I like my me time, I also love being
around others and listening to their opinions and ideas on things.
Keeps me grounded.
Sushi! No, all sushi isn't raw. Cooked is good, too. Either way I
love a good eel roll.
Music. I love anything I can sing to. Yes, I do break out into song
at odd times, but I think I sing well enough that no one around me
should be contemplating suicide. Or murder.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm going to tell you what I like to do for fun instead, because
that's the first thing everybody asks. So, I like watching horror
movies (of course!), I like to read Stephen King, Dean Koontz type
books, going out to eat (I eat pretty much anything. Except liver!
Oh, wait! Now I eat liver, too!) traveling (especially cruises),
anything outdoors, like hiking, picnics, walking by the water. I
try bowling and pool occasionally, but the laughter gets so loud
people can't hear each other talk. Basically, I'll try about
anything if I'm with fun people :-).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting after a long week and smiling because I'm not working
weekends anymore. Finding the right guy to spend my weekends with
can go a long way toward putting an even bigger smile on my
face...I do love three day getaways...hint, hint :-).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have, nor do I want kids. Unfortunately, that means if you
have a child under 19 living with you, or who stays with you
sometimes it won't work out for me. Sorry guys :-(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're at least 30 years old. You're not Jigsaw. Favorite series,
but I would be really pissed off if I woke up in a barbed wire net
with a creepy clown doll on a tricycle telling me I don't
appreciate my life. I appreciate it! I just need someone to
appreciate it with. I would be more pissed off if the even creepier
wolf mask guy turned out to be you and Jigsaw is holding your wife
and child hostage to make you kidnap me. I mean really? You have a
wife? And a kid? When were you planning to tell me that?
Who are you looking for?
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