I'm a blend between a nice guy and a complete asshole (in my head...). This is mostly due to having gone through life realizing that people are always going to disappoint you if you have any expectations.
I’m too smart for my own good, but it’s just how I am.
I like intelligent conversation (huge turn on*, especially if it involves crazy probability and pde math and self-adaptive control systems), outdoors activities, and crazy-smart people.
However, if you feel like you are more average than crazy don't feel discouraged. As much of an asshole as I am (only in my head), there is always more to learn from others who have experienced other things than I have throughout my insane life.

* I'm probably sapiosexual.... not enough evidence to prove it statistically, yet.

Flip-flopping between genius and insanity of epic proportions and I definitely recommend it.
Oh! and making money.

- Making my amazing mac'n'cheese :3
- Being too nice to people who don't deserve it.
- Finding solutions for things that seem impossible.
- Strategy.
- Making everyone around me feel awkward.
- Having dialogues with my inner insane person on a regular basis.
- Drinking; I can drink so much in so little time, but eventually I end up with a tummy ache.
- Drinking V.2.0; whiskey, vodka, rum, good beer, gin, mixed drinks.
- Mixing delicious drinks.
- Cooking, especially chimichangas!
- Penis jokes that make no sense where the punchline is simply something revolving around penises.
- Not sleeping (I'm an insomniac, which is why I drink so much so often).
- Making your mother all hot and bothered (happened to two of the girls I dated. Worst.Shit.Ever.).

That I'm too far out of any stereotype they can think of.

That's just unfair; there are so many things...

Fire!
Earth!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet--
Wait... fuck.....

How I can make things better, why I should care and why I'm not where I want to be.

Iunno..... probably out somewhere talking to someone and then doing something stupid. Sounds about right.

There isn't much that is private........
I have type 1 diabetes... DIAAABBEEETTTTUUUSSSSSSS!

I also have not found what makes me happy, yet.

I think most people suck and I get bored easily, but I'd still give them a chance to prove otherwise.

You think you should have a crazy friend/more than friend who knows too much about too many things that are completely and utterly irrelevant to anything, most of the time anyway.
Or you just like to have fun.

Or if you want to drag me into some sport activity; I haven't played with a team for any sport in a long time. Used to play soccer (team captain back in the day).