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Certz

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Born and raised in Caracas, Venezuela surrounded by art in a very bohemian, intellectual and political environment that included slums, riots and lots of love. I taught English to myself and I am left handed too.

I like nature, silence, waves, sand, the smell of sea weed and fish. I also like soccer, books, the herbs, intelligence, tenderness, coffee, pens, paper, love and mellow moods.

I picture myself living in an enticing small beach town with a good woman and maybe some children, doing and living.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A Spanish teacher for preschool kiddos, university Spanish professor, and Spanish tutor for adults. Mainly writing.

Trying to remain true to myself everyday. Advocating for the happiness of all living beings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing. Teaching art history. Teaching world history. Teaching Spanish. Dancing everything. Learning. BodySurfing. Foreseeing things. Conversating. Succeeding without a plan. Running fast. Running faster. Playing Fútbol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long monkey tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite music? Well, I can like every genre as long as it's good music. I like to discover different music all the time. That keeps me entertained. In literature that happens to me with Borges and only a few more, like Cortazar, Vonnegut and so it goes... I dig into traditional music from many countries, rock, rock and roll, dancehall/reggae, salsa, merengue, bachata, flamenco, blues, jazz, and classical, and some pop songs, but currently, for example, I don't listen to rock bands from after 2000. I also like comics, mostly from European graphic novelists like Moebius and Bilal.

All food, note: Sushi, Indian currys, everything Italian, Spanish food, Middle Eastern food, Peruvian (just great), Brazilian moqueca, and my mom's food (she happens to be a chef). I like also Chinese food, specially Szechuan. Thai food too, and of course Venezuelan food. So pretty much all food, but the trick is that I also like what I cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intuition
Spontaneity
Rhythm
Depth
The people
Good sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goals, my family, my friends, my writing, women, society, politics, history, war and peace, robot enlightenment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a glass of scotch and watching the skyline through a window at my Gold Coast penthouse mansion contemplating on what I have achieved, or playing with my panthers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Last week: I was called a creep by an authentic hipster cop (a bearded, well spoken and gentle looking pig) in Wicker Park.
Update: Last night I made friends with an about-to-be cop in Wicker Park.
NMRK.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You really want to be friends, you want to date, you want to make art, you want an adventure.

Then, if you can be a muse, or are in need of an inspirer (ENFP if you are into that), and if you don't confuse causes with consequences (so, if you don't project your issues in other people).

Also message me if you are serious with what you do but would consider to move to an enticing small beach town. Or if you are tired of dating the same face over and over again.