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Certz

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm going back to Venezuela in 3 months, and even though I'd love to engage in the search for a more serious relationship, I don't have too much time. Therefor right now I am looking mostly for friendships to keep for when I come back and to find someone to cuddle with till February. I will come back but is uncertain when.

Extroverted loner, I was born and raised in Caracas, Venezuela surrounded by art in a very bohemian, intellectual and political environment that included slums, riots and lots of love. I taught English to myself and I am left handed too.

I like nature, silence, waves, sand, the smell of sea weed and fish. I also like soccer, books, the herbs, intelligence, tenderness, coffee, pens, paper, love and mellow moods.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A Spanish teacher for preschool kiddos, university Spanish professor, and Spanish tutor for adults. Mainly writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing. Teaching art history. Teaching world history. Teaching Spanish. Dancing everything. Learning. BodySurfing. Foreseeing things. Conversating. Succeeding without a plan. Running fast. Running faster. Playing Fútbol.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long monkey tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Borges, Cortazar, Murakami, Vonnegut, Whitman, Nietzsche, Foucault, Ikeda.
I dig into traditional music from many countries, rock, rock and roll, dancehall/reggae, salsa, merengue, bachata, flamenco, blues, jazz, and classical, and some pop songs, but currently, for example, I don't listen to rock bands from after 2000. I also like comics, mostly from European graphic novelists like Moebius and Bilal.

All food, note: Sushi, Indian currys, everything Italian, Spanish food, Middle Eastern food, Peruvian (just great), Brazilian moqueca, and my mom's food (she happens to be a chef). I like also Chinese food, specially Szechuan. Thai food too, and of course Venezuelan food. So pretty much all food, but the trick is that I also like what I cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intuition
Spontaneity
Rhythm
Depth
The people
Good sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goals, my family, my friends, my writing, women, love, society, politics, history, war and peace, robot enlightenment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a glass of scotch and watching the skyline through a window at my Gold Coast penthouse mansion contemplating on what I have achieved, or playing with my panthers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish respect wasn't so underrated.
You should message me if
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You really want to be friends, you want to go on a date, you want to make art, you want an adventure. Or if you are tired of dating the same face over and over again.