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Ceta_Maelstrom

24 Salt Lake City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:48pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a young man who's still learning. There's a lot out there to be fascinated by and I'm eager to get underway with a lot of my goals. I'm interested in animals, have a big fascination with learning how different species interact with their environments, and with each other. If all goes well, I'll be pursuing a career in work that involves some kind of wild life research.
I've fallen into a vicious addictive cycle I call the nerd trap. Pokemon was the gateway drug, and soon I was trading for yu-gi-oh cards in jr. high bathrooms, and when that wasn't enough I started snorting Magic cards straight. But this is the 21'st century, Now I plug Hearthstone into my veins. It's wild man.
I have other interests besides comparing habit forming card games to serious drugs. I enjoy string instruments, and actively look for music that involves them in some unique fashion. I'm an avid and eclectic reader who enjoys anything from classical literature to graphic novels to sexy punk comics. But truth be told, I love an adventure story most of all.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working a graveyard shift at a medical lab near the university. It's a weird schedule so I'm sometimes hard to get a hold of. And sometimes when I'm gotten a hold of, I'm just as likely to try and eat your brains as I am to flirt with you. But in my nights off, I try to be social as much as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Strategy games. I pick up quick on them. Buuut I do have a habit of being too competitive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard? The mo-hawk? I smile a lot too. I must be ethnically ambiguous as well, since most strangers I interact with ask about that pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Call of the Wild, White Fang, War of the Worlds, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jurassic Park, The Ocean at the End of the Lane, and The Sandman.

Happy Endings, Away We Go, Jurassic Park, The Secret of Kells, The Village, In Bruges, Doubt, and probably Into the Woods.

Amanda Fucking Palmer, Owen Pallett, Matson Jones, Modest Mouse, Sea Wolf, St. Vincent, Rasputina, Takenobu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tunng, Regina Spektor, LCD Soundsystem, Mother Falcon, Bjork, M. Craft, The Dodo's, Angil and the Fucking Hiddentracks, Tune-Yard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friend Roy (he's a dog)
Delicious eats
Invertebrates (snails are cool!)
Hot showers
Butts (butts are lovely)
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people might perceive me. I've started worrying less about if it's a positive or negative perception.
I'm pretty story driven, I tend to come up with a detailed background for random things on the spot.
How to reach the metaphorical 'next level'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying a beer, but only a few. Playing dorky games with my friends. Fiddling with my camera.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be lazy and need motivation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you find me attractive, go for it. If you find me interesting, even more reason! Tell me who you're hero's are, or what your ambitions might be. Or if you're feeling bold, tell me your gonna whoop my ass at Magic or Hearthstone.
And as an aside, also be decent, I don't rush into things, and I take time to get to know people.