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23 Salt Lake City, UT Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Set backs seem to be the defining features of my life. So I'm struggling with my ambitions and my developed apathy. Short term goals include finding a job, moving out of my dads place, and making out with a hot dude. Long term goals include an education in the strange and varied paths of wildlife, being the main character in an Indiana Jones/Tomb Raider type scenario, and making out with a hot dude. If things go as planned, short term goals are only a month away.
Oh, I'm also interested in boring shit too. I have an appreciation for the cello, dogs, hiking, beards, books, and video games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I ask this to myself every night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I pick up pretty quick on strategy games. I have a thirst for knowledge when it comes to something I find interesting. I'm also really good at not doing my laundry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Right now it's probably my sick mohawk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Call of the Wild, White Fang, War of the Worlds, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Hour Before the Dawn, Jurassic Park, and every word that drips out if Neil Gaiman's mouth.

Happy Endings, Away We Go, Jurassic Park, The Secret of Kells, Waking Life, The Village, In Bruges, Her (mostly because I have this thing for mustaches and Juaqin Phoenix's is just killer) and others that I can't think of.

Amanda Fucking Palmer, Owen Pallett, Matson Jones, Modest Mouse, Sea Wolf, St. Vincent, Rasputina, Takenobu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tunng, Regina Spektor, LCD Soundsystem, Mother Falcon, Bjork, M. Craft, The Dodo's, Angil and the Fucking Hiddentracks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not sure what I'd do without my dog.
My R/U/G EDH deck. (If you can tell me what that means your in. Don't ask me what you're in, you're just in.)
Hot well made meals.
Showers are the solution to all my problems.
Life without water would kinda, you know, be non-existent.
Oh, and this video!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nerdy stuff. I'm super story driven and I spend too much time thinking about the small details. I also spend a lot of time fantasizing myself in certain careers. Also, I win more arguments in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slinging spells, slaying monsters, and throwing lighting bolts at fools. (Please God let someone get that reference.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be lazy and need motivation. One of my favorite subjects to talk about are fetishes. I think I want kids in the future. The far future.
You should message me if
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If we have anything in common, or certain things you feel compliment your personality, then fire away! Also, if you have any videos or gifs of weird animals, send them my way.

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