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32 Grass Valley, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 6, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with a Ka-Bar and use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine. I put crystal meth in my coffee.

When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer. Because they know. They know.

Perhaps you would like to know a bit more about me? Who wouldn't, as I am as enticing as a Autumn Dawn, and as surprising as a flatulent mouse with a pink bow delivered to your office.

My looks. I have been described by some as a Human Adonis but perchance you would like some more descriptive details?

My police report description reads as follows:

Known Aliases:
Mr. Belvedere
Agent Buchwald
The sexiest man alive

I'm known to be “Dangerously” Sexy, and a Class Five risk of seducing all arresting officers regardless of gender or species.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently working a full time job that requires a rather absurd amount of my attention. I do travel with this occupation from time to time.
I’m really good at
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Being totally awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My incredibly sexy forehead
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My right earlobe is secretly racist. I know, what a jerk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a brand new pony, cause I totally own a pony farm. I Promise.