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ChadE1983

30 M Grass Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 6, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I wash myself in the shower with Comet and steel wool. I scrape the stubble off my face with a Ka-Bar and use gasoline for aftershave. Then I comb my hair with a live wolverine. I put crystal meth in my coffee.

When I go to work, I chase down cars on foot, drag the drivers out, kill them, and then take their cars to work. When I take a smoke break, I burn styrofoam and inhale the fumes. When I go hunting, I just stare at the deer. They follow me home and climb into my freezer. Because they know. They know.

Perhaps you would like to know a bit more about me? Who wouldn't, as I am as enticing as a Autumn Dawn, and as surprising as a flatulent mouse with a pink bow delivered to your office.

My looks. I have been described by some as a Human Adonis but perchance you would like some more descriptive details?

My police report description reads as follows:

Known Aliases:
Mr. Belvedere
Agent Buchwald
The sexiest man alive

I'm known to be “Dangerously” Sexy, and a Class Five risk of seducing all arresting officers regardless of gender or species.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working a full time job that requires a rather absurd amount of my attention. I do travel with this occupation from time to time.
I’m really good at
Being totally awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My right earlobe is secretly racist. I know, what a jerk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want a brand new pony, cause I totally own a pony farm. I Promise.