I could ramble on and talk about how I work out regularly, maintain a healthy lifestyle, don't crush booze like a frat boy anymore and I am a pretty intelligent guy. I could even talk about how I'm entrepreneurial and hilarious, but what matters most is what I look like and if I can reach the top shelf of the kitchen cabinet where you hide the chocolate.
Oh and if you thought I am attractive and made it to this point…high five. What I just wrote was a test to see if girls read profiles or not. If you don’t think im cute but read this anyway...haha, tricked you! I was probably not that interested in you anyways.
Yes I agree, the above applies to us guys as well; we can be even more shallow actually. This was meant to be a satirical, tongue-in-cheek write up since most of us go off the pictures, vote yes or no and THEN read the profile. After all no matter what we all say physical attraction is the #1. Looking forward to see if I get called out for this; I'll keep you up to date.
For now I will leave you with this analogy:
Online dating is more like shopping for jeans than finding a mate. You're flipping through the rack....not my size....not my color...not a fan of the stitching on the pocket.... Really? Acid wash? You finally find a pair in your size, you try it on and it makes your butt look flat. Fits weird...Ugh... Put them back on the rack.... Maybe you decide you like the jeans and bring them out to show your friends only to hear them whisper "Take them back!"