If I messaged you then you probably haven't even read the email yet. First you had to peruse my photos to determine which of my carefully chosen portraits best represent what I look like in real life. Subsequently you looked over to that there details box to see if you would tower over me in heels. Before you disqualify me on a vertical basis let it be known that I like to wear my cowboy boots or dress shoes that give me a solid 1-2" lift when I go out. Height issue negated.

I could ramble on and talk about how I work out regularly, maintain a healthy lifestyle, don't crush booze like a frat boy anymore and I am a pretty intelligent guy. I could even talk about how I'm entrepreneurial and hilarious, but what matters most is what I look like and if I can reach the top shelf of the kitchen cabinet where you hide the chocolate.

Oh and if you thought I am attractive and made it to this point…high five. What I just wrote was a test to see if girls read profiles or not. If you don’t think im cute but read this anyway...haha, tricked you! I was probably not that interested in you anyways.

Yes I agree, the above applies to us guys as well; we can be even more shallow actually. This was meant to be a satirical, tongue-in-cheek write up since most of us go off the pictures, vote yes or no and THEN read the profile. After all no matter what we all say physical attraction is the #1. Looking forward to see if I get called out for this; I'll keep you up to date.

For now I will leave you with this analogy:

Online dating is more like shopping for jeans than finding a mate. You're flipping through the rack....not my size....not my color...not a fan of the stitching on the pocket.... Really? Acid wash? You finally find a pair in your size, you try it on and it makes your butt look flat. Fits weird...Ugh... Put them back on the rack.... Maybe you decide you like the jeans and bring them out to show your friends only to hear them whisper "Take them back!"

Electrician by day. Superhero by night.

I also do personal training part time.

Amidst all that I still find time for other things like my own fitness, writing and making music and playing various sports.

Are you still reading this or did you go back to the message?

...stealing (bases, that is, on my softball team)
...dance parties
...songwriting
...beat boxing
...accents.
...hilariously quick wit and confidence.
...human flags, levers and other gymnasticy stuffs
...getting caught belting out REO Speedwagon songs while driving
...making faces
...rewording sentences to include semicolons; they are a lost literary art.

My cowboy boots becauase let's face it... who wears cowboy boots in Massachusetts? Either that or my fedora, and they ask themselves "Really, bro? A fedora?"

I will read any Chuck Palanhiuk novel and I'm really into Stephen King; the Stand was probably my favorite read. I like non-fiction books on social behavior, nutrition and fitness so I can continue to educate myself.

As far as music goes U2 is my favorite band. Some that follow are: Ryan Adams, Muse, Pearl Jam, and Brad Paisley. It bothers me when people say they listen to everything, but I come pretty close. There's a time and a place for a particular genre of music; I listen to old school gangster rap when I lift, but I wouldn't throw it on when I'm doing stuff around the house. Is this a judgement free zone? If it is then I'll throw out a little Justin Timberlake too.

I would prefer to watch movies at home than go to the movies but if something strikes me then I'll go to the theater. Bad Boys is my favorite. Pretty much anything with Will Smith. I'll eat BBQ sauce on anything, although I have a clean diet.

I like to think I'm a survivor and I could adapt to losing things that I believe are important to me. With that being said here are 6 things that I could live without but wouldn't want to:

1. Fitness
2. Bacon
3. Dancing
4. Meat
5. Making people laugh
6. Expanding my knowledge

How weird and fascinating people are.

Out with my buddies trying new beers or maybe rocking out to a live band. Although these days I rarely see the clock hit midnight in a bar. One of my favorite things are dance parties; they say I've got the moves like Jagger. There's nothing like hitting the dance floor or throwing a dance party in the living room your underwear. I love going to Sox, Bruins, and Celtics games; Patriots games aren't all that exciting to me because well... the parking in Foxboro is awful. Most of all I like to surround myself with good people.

When I'm alone in my truck I blast the REO Speedwagon tunes and rock out.... actually no.. I saw nsync in concert twice.

...you don't get embarrassed about the way people may see you if you are out making a fool of yourself.
...you are an active person.
...you're awesome.
...you have something interesting to say.
...your dance moves transcend greatness.
...you are quirky and hilarious.
...you like beer.
...you are awesome.