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ChadleyAlan

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I know what you're thinking. "Hey! That's the guy who was in The Dictator for like three seconds!" but I'm more than just a world-renowned star of the silver screen. I'm a human being, with, like, feelings and shit. So if you'd like to get to know the man behind the legend, hit me up, yo.

P.S.

I make music. Here is where it be: http://bedroom-eyes.bandcamp.com/
What I’m doing with my life
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Building up my street cred with the Latin Kings.

Also: traveling (going to Japan for a couple weeks in May '14), recording music, doing odd jobs to pay the rent, contemplating trying out stand-up comedy, and writing a screenplay. Trying not to take myself too seriously. Keepin' the dream alive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Singin'

- Writing comedy stuff

- Choosing great places to eat

- Playing basketball

- Drinking beer

- Free stylin'

- Shuffleboard

- Fighting bears
The first things people usually notice about me
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Mah pretty eyes. Tattoos. And my really womanly legs. I don't know why they look the way they do. I've tried on several occasions to bulk 'em up a little bit but it just ain't happenin'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: It always takes me a while to find something I'm interested in, but the ones I've read and enjoyed lately are "Women" by Charles Bukowski and "Nausea" by Jean-Paul Sartre, although "Nausea" took me a few tries, mainly because it's so cold and bleak. I like a lot of philosophical stuff. Howard Bloom's books are quite good. I just got into comics again also. Traditional shit. X-Men, Batman, Superman. Plus The Walking Dead. I'm a little bit of a nerd.

Movies: Whew, if I had to list them all, it would be tedious as hell. But as far as directors go, Paul Thomas Anderson (Boogie Nights is one of my favs of all time, if not #1) Tarantino, Scorsese, Spike Jonze, Wes Anderson, Guillermo Del Toro. Many more, but that's just top of my head. I like a lot of older films as well. Just got into Seijun Suzuki's stuff, and that's really cool. Jean-Luc Godard (A Woman Is a Woman and Band of Outsiders are pretty high on my list) Fellini and Hitchcock, of course.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, South Park, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Archer, Rick and Morty, Cosmos, MST3k. Anything Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsay.

Music: Circa Survive, Circa Survive and uh...oh yeah. Circa Survive. In all seriousness, they've been my favorite band for going on eight years now. I really love every genre though. And I mean EVERY genre. From Motown to Death Metal and everything in between.

Food: Burritos, double bacon cheeseburgers, pizza, hot dogs, shawarma, sushi, banh mi, pad thai. I'll really eat anything. It's a mystery of science how I'm not fat. Good genes, I suppose.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Chipotle burritos, a lyric book, hot babez, good vibes and happy times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Multiverse theory, robots, food, music...

...and boobies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ogling some fine dames at the local sock hop, then off with my best buds to our favorite milkshake shoppe.

Or alone writing music...one of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea. I usually tell everyone about what I do in my spare time. It's not that off the wall...or extremely exciting. I belt out some Lady Gaga in the shower though. I'd say that's kinda private. Hell, I belt out some Lady Gaga everywhere. I love that chick. Anyhoo...
You should message me if
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you want to, babygurl.